A woman meets a gorgeous man in a bar. They talk, they connect, and they end up leaving together. They get back to his place, and as he shows her around his apartment, she notices that his bedroom is completely packed with soft, sweet, cuddly, teddy bears. There are three shelves in the bedroom, with hundreds and hundreds of cute, cuddly teddy bears, carefully placed in rows covering the entire wall! It was obvious that he had taken quite some time to lovingly arrange them and she was immediately touched by the amount of thought he had put into organizing the display. There were Small Bears all along the bottom shelf. Medium-sized bears covering the length of the middle shelf, and Huge, enormous bears running all the way along the top shelf. She found it strange for a young man to have such a large a collection of Teddy bears, especially one that's so extensive, but doesn't mention this to him, and actually is quite impressed by his sensitive side. All the while thinking to herself, maybe this guy could be the one! Maybe he could father my children...



She turns to him...they kiss... and then they rip each other's clothes off and make hot steamy love. After an intense, explosive night of raw passion with this sensitive guy, they are lying there together in the afterglow; the woman rolls over, strokes his chest and asks coyly "Well, how was

it?"



The guy says: "Help yourself to any prize from the bottom shelf"

One day a man came home from work to find his wife crying hysterically in

the kitchen.



"What's wrong dearest??" asked the confused husband.



"Oh darling," sobbed the wife, "I was cleaning little Suzie's room when I

found whips, handcuffs and chains under her bed, along with a very erotic

porn magazine! What ever are we going to do???"



"Well," replied the man..."I guess a spanking is out of the question!"...

you can spank me anytime you like Banzai......

Seconded.

banzaii, when your done with them, you can help yourself to a prize from the middle shelf.

Step right up and win some CRAP!

I'm having visions of banzai with a large gold rotor necklace, tons of rings and a gold capped tooth.

Not just any gold rotor necklace, a REAL rotor that's got gold apex seals and gold plating. Yeah, Banzai's gonna mack dem hoes. All he'll need after that is a bowler hat with gaudy feather.

Ya know, after he gets over the back pain of having that extra weight around his neck.