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Old Jul 27, 2003 | 06:49 PM
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I know what you're thinking. What kinda stash is he tlaking about? Well, it's not weed or drugs in general. It's not alcohol or even **** (I keep that on the computer behind secure protection LOL), rather sweets.



Yep, I'm a Chocolate fanatic. About 6 months ago, I ordered 300 dollars worth of the FINEST CHOCOLATE known to man, staright from Switzerland. I mean this is like a 100 million dollar cocaine bust to my mom. She's been looking for this stuff for months now and finally she's found it.



I hid it in my fireplace (NOTE: I DO NOT use that fireplace), it was sitting on the grill that seperates the fireplace from the chimney and looks like she was cleaning the fireplace from dust and found the carton full of goodies.



The carton had assorted Chocolate from about 6 different countries, it had Ferrero products that were shipped TO ME directly from the FACTORY and not from some candy store. This stuff was packet so tightly and securly that it could stay fresh for years LOL.



She's got it now because she says I eat to much of the sweet stuff which is hurting my metabolizm.



NOTES: My mom likes to play doctor and she always knows what's best for me. Geez, yeah right mom. LOL, but she's cool, D loves his mama!!!





I'll have to find it back, she knows how much I payed for that stuff so she's probably holding it ransom.
Old Jul 27, 2003 | 06:51 PM
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LOL, good luck on the recovery man!
Old Jul 27, 2003 | 06:53 PM
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i would be sooo pissed, that is grand larceny
Old Jul 27, 2003 | 06:54 PM
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i bet she's keeping it under her bed or her underwear drawer
Old Jul 27, 2003 | 06:58 PM
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underwear drawer


the last place someone would want to go looking in their moms room...theres no guesswork on where that stuff was.
Old Jul 27, 2003 | 08:26 PM
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You need the services of a chocolate-sniffing dog!
Old Jul 27, 2003 | 09:27 PM
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haha, dude i think you have a problem
Old Jul 27, 2003 | 09:34 PM
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time for a top secret operation to your mothers bedroom!
Old Jul 27, 2003 | 09:40 PM
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Originally Posted by rfreeman27' date='Jul 27 2003, 06:34 PM
time for a top secret operation to your mothers bedroom!
that sentance is so wrong for so many reasons...
Old Jul 27, 2003 | 10:26 PM
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Go out and buy a Hershey bar and call it a day.



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