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boxrs4sale 12-24-2005 10:35 AM

i don't know why, but they always seem that much more damn attractice/sexy than girls my own age.



maybe its a fetish



:discuss:

FikseRxSeven 12-24-2005 10:37 AM

yes... its a fetish

boxrs4sale 12-24-2005 10:41 AM

i dunno. im 23.. and yeah, there are hot girls my age.. blah blah blah.. that im interested in...



but the woman in her 30's with the experience, they just have this look (some do) and act like they want to **** your brains out. that much more attractive.

drftk1d 12-24-2005 11:08 AM


Originally Posted by boxrs4sale' post='789702' date='Dec 24 2005, 11:41 AM

i dunno. im 23.. and yeah, there are hot girls my age.. blah blah blah.. that im interested in...



but the woman in her 30's with the experience, they just have this look (some do) and act like they want to **** your brains out. that much more attractive.



https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...DIR#>/ohmy.png

teknics 12-24-2005 12:03 PM

MILFs rock. my g/f's mom is hot.



kevin.

boxrs4sale 12-24-2005 12:39 PM


Originally Posted by teknics' post='789720' date='Dec 24 2005, 10:03 AM

MILFs rock. my g/f's mom is hot.



kevin.



yeah she is.. https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...1047683329.gif https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...1047683329.gif https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...1047683329.gif

edv 12-24-2005 01:21 PM

Just got back from vacation...

Australia must be MILF capital of the world.

Sinful7 12-24-2005 04:07 PM

I spent the last 6 months hitting older women. Just FYI, they're retarded too.

SilverSeven 12-24-2005 05:58 PM

From my experience they're more retarded, they've had many years more practice at being selfish twits.

sweet7 12-25-2005 02:43 AM

Yeah, I hopped on a chick that is 11 years my senior a couple years ago. It was cool, but definately not something that would make me give up sixte.....err I mean 20 yr olds.

93 R1 12-25-2005 09:04 AM

yeah my record is 13 years older. It was fun at the time, but what a pain in the ass.

Sinful7 12-25-2005 11:59 AM


Originally Posted by 93 R1' post='789871' date='Dec 25 2005, 08:04 AM

yeah my record is 13 years older. It was fun at the time, but what a pain in the ass.

24<38 is my best spread. After I fucked her (and I do mean immediatly after), I was laying there catching my breath but I managed to get out, "Haha! When you were a senior in high school, I was FOUR."



She wasn't too happy with it.

AgentSpeed 12-25-2005 01:26 PM

My buddy here at work was banging his Engilsh teacher when he was a senior in highschool. She got all crazy and wanted to leave her husband so he split after he got his A+. I always wanted to bang my english teacher...

FikseRxSeven 12-25-2005 01:32 PM


Originally Posted by boxrs4sale' post='789702' date='Dec 24 2005, 11:41 AM

i dunno. im 23.. and yeah, there are hot girls my age.. blah blah blah.. that im interested in...



but the woman in her 30's with the experience, they just have this look (some do) and act like they want to **** your brains out. that much more attractive.



30's are not milfs!!!



im seeing a 30 year old right now, and women are in heat at that age

Sinful7 12-25-2005 05:06 PM


Originally Posted by FikseRxSeven' post='789901' date='Dec 25 2005, 12:32 PM

30's are not milfs!!!



im seeing a 30 year old right now, and women are in heat at that age



Uh... yeah they are.. Durr, if they got kids.. lol

sweet7 12-25-2005 10:31 PM

Steve you kill me https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...1047683785.gif



I check out sexy female Captains all the time. I hate being enlisted cause I could so nail some these chicks. ******* rules! https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...1047683358.gif

Edna 12-26-2005 12:11 AM

I mean as long as you got a kid you can be a milf.......23 or 43. just depends on when you start popping them suckas out.

CS Fd 12-26-2005 09:07 AM

Here in Colorado Springs, there are 22 year olds with kids, hell there are 19 year olds with kids. Are they MILFs too?

Rob x-7 12-26-2005 10:38 AM


Originally Posted by Sinful7' post='789924' date='Dec 25 2005, 06:06 PM

Uh... yeah they are.. Durr, if they got kids.. lol



what about a 17 year old with a kid? still a MILF?

JimmyJimboJet 12-26-2005 11:07 AM

i'm sure i speak for everyone when i say the term 'milf' is reserved for 'stacy's mom' type ladies

JimmyJimboJet 12-26-2005 11:09 AM

and steve is right. the majority of the milfs i've been with have all been, to some degree, bat-**** crazy. they're only good for one night/weekend

Sinful7 12-26-2005 12:16 PM


Originally Posted by Rob x-7' post='790015' date='Dec 26 2005, 09:38 AM

what about a 17 year old with a kid? still a MILF?

Technically speaking. Although I think the general implication is the target has to be older than you.

nismo convert 12-26-2005 12:56 PM


Originally Posted by Rob x-7' post='790015' date='Dec 26 2005, 11:38 AM

what about a 17 year old with a kid? still a MILF?





A more important question comes to mind, is her mother a GILF?

Rob x-7 12-26-2005 04:57 PM


Originally Posted by JimmyJimboJet' post='790018' date='Dec 26 2005, 12:09 PM

and steve is right. the majority of the milfs i've been with have all been, to some degree, bat-**** crazy. they're only good for one night/weekend



why do you think such a good looking woman is not with the kids father anymore- because she is crazy and/or a cum dumpster

ApneaBlue 12-27-2005 12:08 AM

I dunno, after you've been with a few older women the "fetish" kinda wears off. But i was the same way in my early 20s. Always hooking up with women older. Always thinking that they are older and have more experience. I dated a woman who was 15 years older than I was for a year. She got all clingy so I had to make like a fetus and head out.

boxrs4sale 12-27-2005 08:10 AM


Originally Posted by ApneaBlue' post='790104' date='Dec 26 2005, 10:08 PM

I dated a woman who was 15 years older than I was for a year. She got all clingy so I had to make like a fetus and head out.



hmm, that was the one thing i never thought you'd have to worry about.

rowtareh 12-27-2005 11:06 AM


Originally Posted by nismo convert' post='790029' date='Dec 26 2005, 01:56 PM

A more important question comes to mind, is her mother a GILF?



Most of the time, nope. Because usually kids that have children at 17 have stupid ass parents who can't teach the stupid ******* kid about condoms. Or ****, at least pulling out!

sexycheerleader 12-27-2005 01:12 PM

The farthest spread i had was 22<45 but that girl was a complete paraniod psyco. YOu would not believe the crap this chick would say but she had big fake ones and since she was a flight attentand and was always gone I stayed with her for like six months.



It can be weird if you go to far my roomate brought a girl home that has a son almost my age. Just think it would be strange to go out with your girl and her son to the clubs.

Sinful7 12-27-2005 01:52 PM


Originally Posted by rowtareh' post='790154' date='Dec 27 2005, 10:06 AM

Most of the time, nope. Because usually kids that have children at 17 have stupid ass parents who can't teach the stupid ******* kid about condoms. Or ****, at least pulling out!

Oh ****, so the neighbor across the street is this 20-something couple.. There was always this hot lady going over to babysit. One day, she was sitting on the front porch and I was out throwing the football with my friend. I walked over and introduced myself and she was like, "I'm ______, the grandmother."



I was like.. Ohshit, that's a porno waiting to happen.

SilverSeven 12-27-2005 02:10 PM

This is my neighbor across the street. She has three kids, is about to turn 37, and has a constant string of guys over to her house, plus she used to be having an affair with a good buddy of mine. WYHI??



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rowtareh 12-27-2005 03:17 PM


Originally Posted by SilverSeven' post='790184' date='Dec 27 2005, 03:10 PM

This is my neighbor across the street. She has three kids, is about to turn 37, and has a constant string of guys over to her house, plus she used to be having an affair with a good buddy of mine. WYHI??





Yes sir, I certainly would!

teknics 12-27-2005 05:30 PM

silverseven you must do it for all mankind.



kevin.

SilverSeven 12-27-2005 06:47 PM

The best part is her late-50 something mom is bangin too.



Hit em at the same time. https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...#>/biggrin.png

sexycheerleader 12-27-2005 07:58 PM

silver seven equals no ***** if you have nothing better to do than photograph the neighbors wait tha must mean i get even less if i have nothng bette t do than drink and critizcize you.







prop s becouse she ids stupid fine,

SilverSeven 12-27-2005 08:03 PM

That was one of the slower periods of bedroom activity in my life, yes.

boxrs4sale 12-27-2005 11:35 PM

i smell peeping tom

SilverSeven 12-28-2005 01:23 AM


Originally Posted by boxrs4sale' post='790278' date='Dec 27 2005, 09:35 PM

i smell peeping tom



Yes. And? Oh oh, what? Yeah, act like you wouldn't. G'head, act like it. https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...#>/biggrin.png

boxrs4sale 12-28-2005 08:20 AM

bwahahaha..



yeah, i'd have my camera out as well.

93 R1 12-28-2005 10:02 AM

POLE IN THE HOLE IS OUR GOAL

drftk1d 12-28-2005 11:51 AM

cant see her face too good



so she'll be on paper bag status until i see the rest


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