Rind = skin.

 

So if I microwave an old football I'll end up with the same thing, eh?



'Scuse me for a minute, I'm getting hungry. Where's the barbecue sauce?

 

CHITLINS!!!!!!!

 

that's the one thing I don't like about southern cuisine.

 

http://www.chitlinstrut.com/



This occurs about 8 miles from my house, some years you can smell them cooking





I am not a Chitlin' eater;

But a Chitlin' eater's son.

Someone else can eat de Chitlin's

'til de Chitlin' eater comes"

 

The Salley Chitlin’ Strut is an annual festival held by the Town of Salley, South Carolina. The main focus of the festival is the preparation and consumption of large amounts of chitterlings (henceforth referred to as chitlin’s), which are nothing more than fried hog intestines.

 

hahahaha

 

Try and stop me from attending.

 

We need some mo' hogs, perhaps you could truck some corn-fed ones down?

 

I'll see what I can 5 finger discount.