Went out to run some errands a bit ago. Stopped by the car insurance to get *** raped since my payments are due. As I pull up in my mini pickup I see a bmw cooper S, silver and very clean. So I pull in beside it cause thats a cool looking picture. I was kicking myself for forgetting to bring my digital camera with me today, cause I was going to take some pics. So as I get out of my truck this older guy comes from a fitness place with a big smile and says "wow that thing is awsome". He says come on in we got to talk. I go inside with him and find out he is a retired dentist and has owned over 80 cars. He owned 4 ferraries and all sorts of really cool expensive stuff! The guy was an old pervert for sure though. He said his cooper S attracted more girls than any of his other cars. Said most people were afraid to talk to him when he had the exotic stuff out cruising around. I had so much fun talking with him, it made the *** raping go much easier.

 

cool its always neat to meet people like that

 

So teh cooper = poo-C magnet?



More so than Ferrari?

 

He was telling me a story about a girl he met in the mountains somewhere. I thought she was gona be around his age. Haha, but then he said her dad got mad and wanted to know what he was doing talking to his daughter. He then went on to say she's in college now. I was laughing my *** off, cause this guy was like 60. Me in 40 years for sure.

 

He was saying people were always too afraid to talk to him in his ferraries. People would look at the car, but avoided conversations. But in his mini people are always trying to talk. I guess its an intimidation thing.

 

Yah, I think quirky old cars are the best real chick magnets. People see you drive up in something like a Ferrari or a Lambo, they just assume you're an *******.



Even an old VW Beetle can get you some...

 

i was startled at how much attenzione the triumph gets compared to any of the rx7's, ive had people ump in and ride for a couple of blocks, and its nothing special

 

Yeah some cars are just that way. I always thought the rx7 got tons of attention, then I got a mini sedan and thought holy **** then thing gets a lot more attention, then i got a mini pickup and again holy **** this thing gets more attention than the other two put together. Like last night we went to the grocery store and there were literally like 4 or 5 cars that slowed down to pull up beside us to see what it was. After a while you start feeling kinda awkward.

 

Thats why I got my windows tinted limo on my Mini. I felt like a fish in a fishbowl in a doctors office. I was always getting looked at.



The stress in my life is unbearable at times and sometimes its hard to be nice sitting at a light contemplating ****. If I have my windows down at a red light 80% of the time someone ends up talking to me about the car. Its funny.



So what kind of hardware does the old perv have now? He sounds like a cool cat.

 

He has a few different mercedes he was talking about. I think thats about all he has on him right now. There were a few cars he was talking about I was completely clueless on.