"For the love of corn, Margaret, its sweltering out here! What's the thermometer say, eh?'



"It looks to be aboot 2 or 3 above freezing!"



"For cryin out pete's sake! Where are my swim trunks? I'm going for a dip!"

 

its cold and rainy

 

I like this:

"a good rule of thumb is to pretend like you were going to wear pants, and then just failed to put them on."



boss: 'where are your pants?'

you: 'oh dang, I guess I forgot them.'

 

good thing i wear a lab coat....

 

Let me know when its no shirt day.

 

Dan: Any day is no shirt day for you!



jackboots:you are a funny funny guy!