The love story of the year .........read on....







You are at the wedding...





You are a total Diva...





The best dress, a perfect hairdo...





You fall in love with an invited guest...





You get secret looks the entire night...





On the dance floor, he's by your side constantly, & he dances like a

God...





You are the couple of the evening...





The anticipated moment has arrived for all single women...





The bride is about to throw the bouquet...





You are first in line, in a strategic position...





Once there, you wait for the right moment...





You look at him sensually, and with your eyes you tell him...





If I catch the bouquet...I Will Marry You!





And then, the moment you've been waiting for...





The bride throws the bouquet...





He doesn't stop looking at you...





You jump like never before to catch the bouquet...





Your arms stretched out...





Your hands open...





And suddenly...

 

sweet merciful crap man, where's the pic?

 

*QUEEF*

 

Ghey

 

banzai throws a ****-lock at you!

 

banzai throws a ****-lock at you! [/quote]

 

and this kiddies is an example of how not to make a interesting thread

 

Asshat.

 

What? I little *** booger rolls down your leg?

 

show us them *******!