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You're an average sized man if: When hard, you can BARELY fit a cardboard toiletpaper roll over your penis.
LOL You can't lick your elbow. |
i keep falling off the couch.....
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Originally Posted by j9fd3s' date='Feb 5 2003, 01:44 PM
i keep falling off the couch.....
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yes
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LMAO!!
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I think he was trying to lick his own.....PENIS!
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Originally Posted by banzaitoyota' date='Feb 5 2003, 01:54 PM
I think he was trying to lick his own.....PENIS!
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Ewwww......
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if you could though, would you ever leave the house?
mike |
Originally Posted by j9fd3s' date='Feb 5 2003, 02:06 PM
if you could though, would you ever leave the house?
mike |
i can roll my tounge
mike |
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it's impossible for a normally jointed human to lick their own elbow....i use that joke on my friends all the time, ten some smart ass hot chick did it in two seconds because she like popped her shoulder back or something......later that night we got it on and she really was nice and flexible https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...IR#>/smile.png.
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Originally Posted by j9fd3s' date='Feb 5 2003, 02:10 PM
i can roll my tounge
mike |
You need to remove your bottom 2 ribs on each side to be able to actually suck your own dick. I have a pic of a girl selfing herself, that's pretty amazing I think. https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...#>/biggrin.png
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What happened to the man from Nantucket..
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Originally Posted by 75 Repu' date='Feb 5 2003, 03:30 PM
What happened to the man from Nantucket..
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He said withy a grin..as he wiped off his chin
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if my ear was **** I would **** it..
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or suxk it like a certain forum owner does with hees ceegars...Oral Fixation Problem Phins?
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heheheheheheh... https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...IR#>/boink.gif
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um wow you guys really like elbows
mike |
Originally Posted by lane_change' date='Feb 5 2003, 01:26 PM
You need to remove your bottom 2 ribs on each side to be able to actually suck your own dick. I have a pic of a girl selfing herself, that's pretty amazing I think. https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...#>/biggrin.png
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what are you guys talking about? the kitchen papertowel roll is about 1" too short, or it would cover my entire dick....and i've been making out with my elbow for money for years now...
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Well, this is all very interesting.
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yo if u remove your 2 bottom ribs thats like 20hp right there,,,,weight reduction kiddddddddd https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...#>/BURNOUT.gif
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Originally Posted by lane_change' date='Feb 6 2003, 04:26 AM
You need to remove your bottom 2 ribs on each side to be able to actually suck your own dick. I have a pic of a girl selfing herself, that's pretty amazing I think. https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...#>/biggrin.png
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So anyway, back to the topic, where can I get a picture of a girl selfing herself? Man.....I really expected that comment coming from Lee! https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...#>/biggrin.png |
Originally Posted by Joe Flo' date='Feb 5 2003, 07:29 PM
Man.....I really expected that comment coming from Lee! https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...#>/biggrin.png
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I was thinkin the same thing.
Lets play a little game I like to call "LIAR, PROVE IT!!!!" https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...IR#>/boink.gif |
Should I? I can post it right now, but the mods may have to delete it before too many people see it and ge pissed......it's a great picl.
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post it in the xrated forum?
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Welp dont be a **** tease.......(in a very very straight manly sort of way) Post the dang thing!
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I can't...., this is no worse than Turbo II's Avatar so here you go....
EDIT: come on now...there's a reason we have an x rated forum. -UniqueTII |
Hehe..........thats funny stuff!!
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Everyone ask their girls to try this, $500 to he first person that can get a video of their girl doing it. Start the competition!!!
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HAha awsome.....right click....save as.... :yum:
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Everyone ask their girls to try this, $500 to he first person that can get a video of their girl doing it. Start the competition!!! You better be careful with that one....I have dated a few dancers that have done things that look prettyy similar to that. |
OK, well you don't count.......you can just pay the $500 to the winner. I'll ask my wife tonight.....wish me luck...
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Hehe.....just hope she doesn't get stuck....unless you want her to? https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...IR#>/dunno.gif
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