Hahaha...another good one.

please no more i can't take it https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...IR#>/blink.png

Didja hear about the carpenters that formed a marching band?



They called themselves the Tuba Fours

did u hear about that old lady that cooks her carrots and peas in the same pot?



she got arrested for being unsanitary.

How many rednecks does it take to eat a possum?



























Three. One to eat it, and two to watch for cars.

How do you put a twinkle in a blonde's eye?





























Shine a light in her ear!

Did you hear the RX-8's dimmer switch is going to be on the floor?



Yeah blonds kept getting their legs tangled up in the steering wheel.

i dont get it

Dimmer Switch = High beams



On old cars it was on the floorboard before they moved it up to the steering column.

k its not funny