it was for that onstar system thing. they had a whiney bitch call like "my car died and i'm trying to get my kids to school, bitch bitch bitch,..." so then the guy is like "well we'll run a diagnostic on your car" i thought that was kinda cool but i beat it's a heavy price tag to have it equiped. werd... anyway it was news to me if you guys have heard i before...

 

They should put that into rotaries.



It would just be a recording that says "Your engine's blown."

 

 

lol, "yes maam we ran the diagnostic, and you need a crankangle sensor, feel better?"

 

Wait until they introduce the onboard Mr. Fixit robot module next year. Is there anything else you'd like my tool to service for you, ma'am?

 

'Cept with 90% of the people that seem to use that it would be,



"There doesn't seem to be anything wrong with your car, ma'am, when was the last time you filled it with gas?"



"Are you sure it's really YOUR SUV, ma'am? We did sell 300,000 of them last year and at least 50,000 of them are the same colour as yours."

 

HAHAHA

 

I'd love to be an onstar operator.



"yeah, it appears that exhaust gases are leaking into the cabin, the doors are stuck shut, and the gas leaking.....haha, just kidding sir"



"you're lost? well, sucks to be you. haha!"

 

"Onstar...can you hold? My girlfriend is on the other line."

"Onstar, how can we help you? Run a diagnostic? I don't feel like doing that, but since it's a GM, I'll just tell you it's the alternator."

"Thank you for calling Onstar. Your business is very important to us. All of our operators are currently busy, but stay on the line because calls are answered in the order in which they come in. Your estimated waiting time is: 153 minutes." *repeat*

 

yeah, I'd probably last about 5 hours at that job.