ok i'm in a grizzly mood! all this teeth pulling has got me in compare scar mode!



most grizzled hospital experiance: i got bitten by a dog, on my upper lip and nose, i had to assist the dr in stitching my face up. as a side note novacaine lasts about .35423seconds in your face

i tried to cut the tip of my finger off. that's about the only time i've ever been to a hospital

Blew out left knee. Had 50% of Miniscus removed. Tore ACL in right knee... That's 2 surgery experiences.. Got a disease when I was 7 that hospitalized me for a month... Pherpera (SP?) Basically my body attacked itself and tried to bleed to death.. It was some pretty scary ****. Everything that came out of me was blood. Not really a surgery or Scar... But pretty damn cool.



Stitches... Lets see.. In my head 18+8+6+4+11 (I get my head bashed in alot)



22 in my knee (I thought running and sliding across a mud puddle on cardboard would be fun) Of course I founf the ONLY piece of glass in the yard..



another 8 in my knee from surgery



Broke my left wrist... Casted for 2 months...



Oh and best of all? I got stung DIRECTLY IN MY DICKHOLE by a ******* wasp. I passed out. ...Seriously. Couldn't piss for a week... Had to get a catheder BOO

wow, especially that catheter bit

not to be mean but i was ROFLMAO, when i read that.

i always knew you were a chick.

its not mean...laugh at him!!!!! haahahaha





um.....appendicitus (sp)..... they took it out threw my belly button so theres not really any war scars....2 little 1/4" scars near the belly button where they stuck the instruments in me



supposedly when i was almost passed out from the knock out juice....i touched the hot nurses tit(s)



that was funny but i dont remember it

ditto, I actually laughed out loud.



When I was 3 weeks old, one of my sphincter muscles in my intestinal tract wouldn't open fully. Projectile vomiting occurred. The opened me up, the dr. wiggled his finger into the muscle to open it, and evidently that all you have to do to make it work. So I have this gnarly scar on my stomach; looks like someone cut me open with a butterknife.



Got road rash from several bicycle wrecks, one got infected, so I now have this bubble-like scar on my elbow.

I have this scar on my right wrist.. Seven stitches..

**In Eric Cartman voice**



SCREW YOU HIPPY!!!!!