hey what can i say, a good fresh sheep can be very satisfying.

Just make sure to get one in a non-pastie state, the full nude lapdance is the most rewarding, and wear sweatpants, your johnson will thank you later.

I find a pair of loose gym shorts are the attire for afternoon viisits to the local gentlemans emporium

LOL!! Sweatpants in a nudie bar?? That screams deviant!!



One of my co-workers went over to Tampa to Mars Venus (before the new laws) with his bro-in-law.



They have private booths you go into with the girls. The bro-in-law busted a nut in his pants and they had to leave after they were there for about an hour.

Have at least 20 bucks. My worse experience ever was going to a titty bar at some bachelor party. I was very drunk and somehow a stripper was giving me a lap dance. So she finishes her little skank hoe down and its time for me to give her money. Well aparantly I had already spent it all on beer from the bars we went to earlier, and when I handed her the 2 dollars I had left in my lint filled pocket she went ape **** on me. Not a good feeling to have a stripper yell at you while you are slowly going unconsious from the alcohol. I had to borrow 20 bucks from a friend....******* ridiculous.

shoulda just swiped your ATM card thru her asscrack and told her to charge it.

the best ones are the ones that suck

for some reason, that is incredibly funny.

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