The Koala Bear
06-09-2004, 05:28 PM
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a koala bear goes to a bar and sits down next to a really hot woman...
the woman looks over at the koala bear and says "hey, your a pretty sexy koala bear." the bear looks back at her and says "well your a pretty hot lady." the woman thens says to the koala "how would you like to go up to my room?" the koala agrees and they go up to her room. the next thing the lady knows is the koala throws her down on the bed opens her legs up and starts eating her out like crazy....i mean hes eating her out like there is no tomorrow..shes screamin and cumin everywhere.then all of a sudden the koala bear gets up and walks toward the door. the woman exclaims ,"hey where are you goin?" the koala says "im leavin' . " the woman says "YOU CANT LEAVE!" in a loud tone the koala says ,"why not?" the woman says , "im a prositute and you casnt leave without paying me for my services!" the koala looks at her and says "i dont know what a prostitue is.?."
so the prostitue grabs a dictonary gives it to the koala and says look it up . so the koala opens the dictionary and looks up PROSTITUE: person who does sexual favors for money. the koala turns towards the prostitue and says,"yeah so what, im a koala bear...why dont you look that up!" so he throws the dictionary at the prostitute and she opens the dictionary to the word koala bears and the dictionary states : KOALA BEAR ; AUSTRALIAN MAMMAL WHO EATS BUSHES AND LEAVES!!!!
the woman looks over at the koala bear and says "hey, your a pretty sexy koala bear." the bear looks back at her and says "well your a pretty hot lady." the woman thens says to the koala "how would you like to go up to my room?" the koala agrees and they go up to her room. the next thing the lady knows is the koala throws her down on the bed opens her legs up and starts eating her out like crazy....i mean hes eating her out like there is no tomorrow..shes screamin and cumin everywhere.then all of a sudden the koala bear gets up and walks toward the door. the woman exclaims ,"hey where are you goin?" the koala says "im leavin' . " the woman says "YOU CANT LEAVE!" in a loud tone the koala says ,"why not?" the woman says , "im a prositute and you casnt leave without paying me for my services!" the koala looks at her and says "i dont know what a prostitue is.?."
so the prostitue grabs a dictonary gives it to the koala and says look it up . so the koala opens the dictionary and looks up PROSTITUE: person who does sexual favors for money. the koala turns towards the prostitue and says,"yeah so what, im a koala bear...why dont you look that up!" so he throws the dictionary at the prostitute and she opens the dictionary to the word koala bears and the dictionary states : KOALA BEAR ; AUSTRALIAN MAMMAL WHO EATS BUSHES AND LEAVES!!!!
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