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Old 08-15-2003, 12:14 AM
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dont know if you all saw this but i post anyways



Sex and your name (it seems to run true!!!)

>According to studies, your

>sexual identity is revealed by the First letter of your First name...

what

>do you think? (Those of you with names that start with "N" will

>probably wish it started

>with "K"!)

>* In these explanations, "him" and "her" are

>interchangeable depending on

>your gender.

>

> -A- You are not particularly romantic, but you are

>interested in action. You

>mean business. With you, what you see is what you get. You have no

>patience for flirting

>and can't be bothered with someone who is trying to be coy, cute,

demure,

>and subtly enticing. You

>arean up front person. When it comes to sex, it's action that counts

not

>obscure hints. Your mate's

>physical attractiveness is important to you. You find the chase and

>challenge of the "hunt"

>invigorating. You are passionate and sexual as well as being much more

>adventurous

>than you appear; however,

>you do not go around advertising these qualities. Your physical needs

are

>your primary concern.

>

> -B- You give off vibes of lazy sensuality. You enjoy

>being romanced, wined, and

>dined. You are very happy to receive gifts as an statement of the

>affection of your lover. You

>want to be pampered and know how to pamper your mate. You are private

in

>your statement of

>endearments and particularly when it comes to lovemaking. You will

hold off

>until

>everything meets with

>your approval. You can control your appetite and abstain from sex if

need

>be. You require new

>sensations and experiences.

>You are willing to experiment.

> -C- You are a very social individual, and it is

>important to you to have a

>relationship. You req! uire closeness and togetherness. You must be able

to

>talk

>to your sex partner

>before, during, and after. You want the object of your affection to be

>socially

>acceptable and good

>looking. You see your lover as a friend and companion. You are very

sexual

>and

>sensual, needing someone

>to appreciate and almost worship you. When this cannot be achieved,

you

>have

>the ability to go for

>long periods without sexual activity. You are an expert at controlling

your

>desires and doing without.

>

>

> -D- Once you get it into your head that you want

>someone, you move full steam

>ahead in pursuit. You do not give up your quest easily. You are

nurturing

>and

>caring. If someone has

>a problem, this turns you on. You are highly sexual, passionate,

loyal,

>and intense in your

>involvement, sometimes possessive and j! ealous. Sex to you is a

pleasure! to

>be enjoyed. You are

>stimulated by the eccentric and unusual, having a free and open.

>

> -E- Your greatest need is to talk. If your date is not a

>good listener, you have

>trouble relating. A person must be intellectually stimulating or you

are

>not interested sexually

> You need a friend for a lover and a companion for a bedmate. You

hate

>disharmony and

>disruption, but you do enjoy a good argument once in a while it seems

to

>stir

>things up. You flirt a lot,

>for the challenge is more important than the sexual act for you, but

once

>you

>give your heart away,

>you are uncompromisingly loyal. When you don't have a good lover to

fall

>asleep

>with, you will fall asleep

>with a good book. (Sometimes, in fact, you prefer a good book.)

>

> -F- You are idealistic and roma! ntic, putting your lover

>on a pedestal. You look

>for the very best mate you can find. You are a flirt, yet once

committed,

>you are very loyal. You

>are sensuous, sexual, and privately passionate. Publicly, you can be

>showy, extravagant, and

>gallant. You are born romantic. Dramatic love scenes are your favorite

>fantasy

>pastime. You can be a very

>generous lover.

>

> -G- You are fastidious, seeking perfection within

>yourself and your lover. You

>respond to a lover who is your intellectual equal or superior, and one

who

>can

>enhance your status.

>You are sensuous and know how to reach the peak of erotic stimulation,

>because

>you work at it

>meticulously. You can be extremely active sexually that is, when you

find

>the time.

>Your duties and

>responsibilities take precedence over everything else. You may have

>diffi! culty getting

>emotionally close to a

>lover, but no trouble getting close sexually.

>

> -H- You seek a mate who can enhance your reputation and

>earning ability. You

>will be very generous to your lover once you have attained a

commitment.

>Your gifts are actually

>an investment in your partner. Before the commitment, though, you tend

to

>be frugal in your

>spending and dating habits and equally cautious in your sexual

involvement.

>You are

>a sensual and patient

>lover.

>

>

> -I- You have a great need to be loved,

>appreciated...Even worshipped. You enjoy

>luxury, sensuality, and pleasures of the flesh. You look for lovers

who

>know

>what they are doing.

>You are not interested in an amateur, unless that amateur wants a

tutor.

>You

>are fussy and exacting

>about having your desires satisfied. You! are willing to experiment and

try

>new

>modes of sexual

>statement. You bore easily and thus require sexual adventure and

change.

>You are

>more sensual than sexual,

>but you are sometimes downright lustful.

>

>

> -J- You can be very romantic, attached to the glamour of

>love. Having a partner

>is of paramount importance to you. You are free in your statement of

love

>and

>are willing to take

>chances, try new sexual experiences and partners, provided it's all in

good

>taste.

>Brains turn you on. You must

>feel that your partner is intellectually stimulating, otherwise you

will

>find

>it difficult to sustain

>the relationship. You require loving, cuddling, wining and dining to

know

>that

>you're being appreciated.

>

>

> -K- You are totally f**king marvelous!

>

>

> -! L- You are very romantic, idealistic, and somehow you

>believe that to love

>means to suffer. You wind up serving your mate or attracting people

who

>have

>unusual troubles. You see

>yourself as your lover's savior. You are sincere, passionate, lustful,

and

>dreamy.

>You can't help falling in

>love. You fantasize and get turned on by movies and magazines. You do

not

>tell

>others of this secret

>life, nor of your sexual fantasies.

>

>

> -M- You are emotional and intense. When involved in a

>relationship, you throw

>your entire being into it. Nothing stops you; there are no holds

barred.

>You

>are all consuming and

>crave someone who is equally passionate and intense. You believe in

total

>sexual

>freedom. You are willing

>to try anything and everything. Your supply of sexual energy is

>inexhaustible. You

>al! so enjoy "mothering"

>your mate.

>

>

> -N- You are crap in bed.

>

>

> -O- You are very interested in sexual activities yet

>secretive and shy about

>your desires. You can re-channel much of your sexual energy into

making

>money and/or

>seeking power. You can

>easily have extended periods of celibacy. You are a passionate,

>compassionate,

>sexual lover, requiring the

>same qualities from your mate. Sex is serious business; thus you

demand

>intensity

>diversity, and are

>willing to try anything or anyone. Sometimes your passions turn to

>possessiveness,

>which must be kept in check.

>

>

>

> -P- You are very conscious of social proprieties. You

>wouldn't think of doing

>anything that might harm your image or reputation. Appearances count,

>therefore,

>you require a

>good-looking partn! er. You also require an intelligent partner. Oddly

>enough, you may view

>your partner as your

>enemy; a good fight stimulates those sex vibes. You are relatively

free of

>sexual

>hang-ups. You are willing

>to experiment and try new ways of doing things. You are very social

and

>sensual; you enjoy flirting

>and need a good deal of physical gratification.

>

>

> -Q- You require constant activity and stimulation. You

>have tremendous physical

>energy. It is not easy for a partner to keep up with you, sexually or

>otherwise. You are an

>enthusiastic lover and tend to be attracted to people of other ethnic

>groups. You need

>romance, hearts and

>flowers, and lots of conversation to turn you on and keep you going.

>

>

> -R- Yow are a no-nonsense, action-oriented individual.

>You need someone who can

>keep pace with you and who is! your intellectual equal the smarter the

>better.

>You are turned on more

>quickly by a great mind than by a great body. However, physical

>attractiveness is

>very important to you.

>You have to be proud of your partner. You are privately very sexy, but

you

>do not

>beg, you are willing to

>serve as teacher. Sex is important; you can be a very demanding

playmate.

>

>

> -S- You are secretive, self-contained, and shy. You are

>very sexy, sensual and

>passionate, but you do not let on to this. Only in intimate privacy

will

>this

>part of your nature

>reveal itself. When it gets down to the nitty-gritty, you are an

expert.

>You know all

>the little tricks of

>the trade, can play any role or any game, and take your love life very

>seriously.

>You don't fool around.

>You have the patience to wait for the right person to co! me along.

>

>

> -T- You are very sensitive, private, and sexually

>passive; you like a partner

>who takes the lead. Music, soft lights and romantic thoughts turn you

on.

>You

>fantasize but do not tend

>to fall in and out of love easily. When in love, you are romantic,

>idealistic, mushy and extremely

>intense. You enjoy having your senses and your feelings stimulated,

>titillated, and teased. You are a

>great flirt. You can make your relationships fit your dreams, often

times

>all

>in your own head.

>

>

> -U- You are enthusiastic and idealistic when in love.

>When not in love, you are

>in love with love, always looking for someone to adore. You see

romance as

>a

>challenge. You are a

>roamer and need adventure, excitement, and freedom. You deal in

potential

>relationships. You enjoy

>giving gifts and enj! oy seeing your mate looking good. Your sex drive

is

>strong and

>you desire instant

>gratification. You are willing to put your partner's pleasures above

your

>own.

>

>

> -V- You are individualistic, and you need freedom,

>space, and excitement. You

>wait until you know someone well before committing yourself. Knowing

>someone

>means psyching him out. You

>feel a need to get into his head to see what makes him tick. You are

>attracted to eccentric types.

>Often there is an age difference between you and your lover. You

respond

>to danger, thrills and

>suspense. The gay scene turns you on even though you yourself may not

be a

>participant.

>

>

> -W- You are very proud, determined, and you refuse to

>take no for an answer when

>pursuing love. Your ego is at stake. You are romantic, idealistic and

often

>in love with! love itself

> not seeing your partner as he or she really is. You feel deeply and

throw

>all of yourself into your

>relationships. Nothing is too good for your lover. You enjoy playing

love

>games.

>

>

> -X- You need constant stimulation because you bore

>quickly. You can handle more

>than one relationship at a time with ease. You can't shut off your

mind.

>You talk while you make

>love. You can have the greatest love affairs, all by yourself, in your

own

>head.

>

>

> -Y- You are sexual, sensual, and very independent. If

>you can't have it your way

> you will forgo the whole thing. You want to control your

relationships,

>which doesn't always

>work out too well. You respond to physical stimulation, enjoy necking

and

>spending hours just

>touching, feeling and exploring.

>However, if you can spend your ! time making money,

>you will give up the

>pleasures of the flesh for the moment. You need to prove to yourself

and

>your

>partner what a great

>lover you are. You want feedback on your performance. You are an open,

>stimulating, romantic bedmate

>

>

>

> -Z- For you, it is business before pleasure. If you are

>in any way bothered by

>career, business, or money concerns, you find it very hard to relax

and

>get into the mood. You

>can be romantically idealistic to a fault and are capable of much

>sensuality. But you never lose

>control of your emotions. You are very careful and cautious before

>you give your heart away

>and your body, for that matter. Once you make the commitment, though,

>you stick like glue.
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Old 08-15-2003, 12:53 AM
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D- Once you get it into your head that you want

>someone, you move full steam

>ahead in pursuit. You do not give up your quest easily. You are

nurturing

>and

>caring. If someone has

>a problem, this turns you on. You are highly sexual, passionate,

loyal,

>and intense in your

>involvement, sometimes possessive and j! ealous. Sex to you is a

pleasure! to

>be enjoyed. You are

>stimulated by the eccentric and unusual, having a free and open.



Damn, hit it right on the eccentric...
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Old 08-15-2003, 01:02 AM
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i dont like talking or reading.....this thing sucks
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Old 08-15-2003, 01:12 AM
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About 90% correct for me...
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Old 08-15-2003, 01:13 AM
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Originally Posted by Eric Happy Meal' date='Aug 15 2003, 02:02 AM
i dont like talking or reading.....this thing sucks
I concur.
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Old 08-15-2003, 01:21 AM
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i wonder if the guy who made thats name starts with a k....and maybe his best friends starts with an n....
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Old 08-15-2003, 02:20 AM
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haha my name starts with a n, THIS IS BULLSHIT!
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Originally Posted by BigTurbo74' date='Aug 15 2003, 03:20 AM
THIS IS BULLSHIT!
Seconded.
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i think someone switched the J and the K definitions around...



"You require loving, cuddling, wining and dining to know that you're being appreciated."



funk dat **** yo
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Seems right to me.



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