just wear a shirt that says something like "i'm helping oj look for the real killer" or "kill whitey"

 

yes, and if someone mentions it, act like someone played a trick on you, and snuck the shirt on you when you weren't paying attention



"what? how'd that get there? what kind of sick show are you running here?!?!"

 

I lived in Washingtonville for a while but then moved to Montgomery, where I am now, and graduated at VC 2-3 years ago.



PM me, Maybe I know "of" you..:P

 

And then when they say:



"Are you okay, Dan?"



You scream: "How did you know my name was Dan? Who are you? Who do you work for? I know my rights...I want my phone call!!!!!"

 

And then when they say:



"Are you okay, Dan?"



You scream: "How did you know my name was Dan? Who are you? Who do you work for? I know my rights...I want my phone call!!!!!" [/quote]

and the plot thickens....(you have to say that, as if you were narrating your own situation...then do one of these: )

 

"as long as you dont mind me masterbating in the jury room"

 

Just go in there and sing one verse of "Alice's Restaurant".

 

You listen to Cannibal Corpse and have done everything in the lyrics and album covers.

 

My manager was telling me about how he got out of jury duty once. It was a traffic accident and he replied "are you serious? thats it? damn, i wanted a murder case."



Or you could just be all like, omg i'm so stressed out right now because of school. that should get you out of it.

 

I touch myself frequently, would u like to see?