Jose Cuervo
#11
"The Sock" is where you bang a girl in the *** doggystyle of course..... then when she isnt looking you punch her as hard as you can in the back of the head.... knocking her out. After she is passed out you pull your **** out real fast and supposedly her whole anus decides to come out as well. It is supposed to look something like a pink sock.
nasty yes and it should be reserved for those special occasions.
Disclaimer: I have never and would never do this to a person..... unless...... uh no never.
nasty yes and it should be reserved for those special occasions.
Disclaimer: I have never and would never do this to a person..... unless...... uh no never.
#12
Damn after today I want to get drunk too. Emotional roller coaster....I work on my car to get over my problems though. At least I know she wont leave me. (mostly cause she cant laeve the garage under her own power)
#13
im really easy going, but can we plz avoid the latex and sex with my ex related jokes, at least for tonight...
Basically she has a habit of getting scared of long term and looking for something else. Long story short shes been spending alot of time around a coworker and even though , in her words, "nothing has happend, but i cant say there arent feelings". She also said she didnt think we could work it out without a break.
I left her. Heres a convo between me, and her best friend.
Basically she has a habit of getting scared of long term and looking for something else. Long story short shes been spending alot of time around a coworker and even though , in her words, "nothing has happend, but i cant say there arent feelings". She also said she didnt think we could work it out without a break.
I left her. Heres a convo between me, and her best friend.
LiquidCyanide17: we broke up
BluAngel523: what?
LiquidCyanide17: me n stef
LiquidCyanide17: i broke up with her : (
BluAngel523: you? what ?on boy what happened
LiquidCyanide17: gimme a sec
BluAngel523: k
LiquidCyanide17: when i got to dover sat nite this guy was sitting with stef and this guy from her work and the guy that she didnt work with pointed at stef and said "she needs to decide if she wants to be with you (the guy from work) or that guy over there (being me)". So i asked her bout it and it became this big why dont u trust me thing. Turns out, in her own words "nothing happened but i wont lie and say there arent feelings there". she also wanted a "break to figure it out" because its "not what it used to be" and "im scared of this long term thing" and "i dont know what my problem is".....so basically she said we couldnt work it out without a break, and i ended it
LiquidCyanide17: its not what i want, but....shes into another guy...again
BluAngel523: wow
LiquidCyanide17: yea.....she sounded so cool with it, she jus said "ok" and went to work
BluAngel523: wow
LiquidCyanide17: she was crying on the way home from dover for like 10 minutes and jus went to sleep. when i asked if she'd call me today she "didnt know"....so today...i..i ended it.
BluAngel523: oh
LiquidCyanide17: i dont wanna move on...but she changes on me so much, whats yer opinion
BluAngel523: yea she definately has issues she needs to work out
LiquidCyanide17: we agreed in the beginning we wanted a long term relationship...apparently she doesnt
LiquidCyanide17: i need to get really really drunk......shes so ok, i hate this love thing
BluAngel523: awl
LiquidCyanide17: the worst part is shes not going to come around this time. and even if she did, it wont last. Rather than work us out she wants to break it off for some guy at work.....i kno this will sound rlly bad but did i fall for the wrong girl?
BluAngel523: honestly....shes done this to many guys...once she finds someone she likes alot she goes for him and then another guy comes along who she think she likes and then breaks it off and goes wit him...
BluAngel523: shes always been like that i mean thats my bff but i know how she works
LiquidCyanide17: yea, im $$$$ed
BluAngel523: sorry babe
LiquidCyanide17: yea..me 2
LiquidCyanide17: time to move on i guess
LiquidCyanide17: never rlly had my heart broke, ive done it, but.....a first
BluAngel523: awl...im sorry sweetie
LiquidCyanide17: not your fault
LiquidCyanide17: i jus cant drag myself thru it knowing shes just going to do it again. i was about to get her this ring i had tricked her into picking out, 6month promise ring. glad i didnt
BluAngel523: wow...
LiquidCyanide17: yea
BluAngel523: but hay listen i gtg ill ttyl ly byes
LiquidCyanide17: bye gurl
BluAngel523: what?
LiquidCyanide17: me n stef
LiquidCyanide17: i broke up with her : (
BluAngel523: you? what ?on boy what happened
LiquidCyanide17: gimme a sec
BluAngel523: k
LiquidCyanide17: when i got to dover sat nite this guy was sitting with stef and this guy from her work and the guy that she didnt work with pointed at stef and said "she needs to decide if she wants to be with you (the guy from work) or that guy over there (being me)". So i asked her bout it and it became this big why dont u trust me thing. Turns out, in her own words "nothing happened but i wont lie and say there arent feelings there". she also wanted a "break to figure it out" because its "not what it used to be" and "im scared of this long term thing" and "i dont know what my problem is".....so basically she said we couldnt work it out without a break, and i ended it
LiquidCyanide17: its not what i want, but....shes into another guy...again
BluAngel523: wow
LiquidCyanide17: yea.....she sounded so cool with it, she jus said "ok" and went to work
BluAngel523: wow
LiquidCyanide17: she was crying on the way home from dover for like 10 minutes and jus went to sleep. when i asked if she'd call me today she "didnt know"....so today...i..i ended it.
BluAngel523: oh
LiquidCyanide17: i dont wanna move on...but she changes on me so much, whats yer opinion
BluAngel523: yea she definately has issues she needs to work out
LiquidCyanide17: we agreed in the beginning we wanted a long term relationship...apparently she doesnt
LiquidCyanide17: i need to get really really drunk......shes so ok, i hate this love thing
BluAngel523: awl
LiquidCyanide17: the worst part is shes not going to come around this time. and even if she did, it wont last. Rather than work us out she wants to break it off for some guy at work.....i kno this will sound rlly bad but did i fall for the wrong girl?
BluAngel523: honestly....shes done this to many guys...once she finds someone she likes alot she goes for him and then another guy comes along who she think she likes and then breaks it off and goes wit him...
BluAngel523: shes always been like that i mean thats my bff but i know how she works
LiquidCyanide17: yea, im $$$$ed
BluAngel523: sorry babe
LiquidCyanide17: yea..me 2
LiquidCyanide17: time to move on i guess
LiquidCyanide17: never rlly had my heart broke, ive done it, but.....a first
BluAngel523: awl...im sorry sweetie
LiquidCyanide17: not your fault
LiquidCyanide17: i jus cant drag myself thru it knowing shes just going to do it again. i was about to get her this ring i had tricked her into picking out, 6month promise ring. glad i didnt
BluAngel523: wow...
LiquidCyanide17: yea
BluAngel523: but hay listen i gtg ill ttyl ly byes
LiquidCyanide17: bye gurl
#15
i dont know that i could handle that, to be totally honest she was my first in a few ways, one of which being a long serious relationship.
God i cant get drunk fast enough, damn alcohol tolerance.
God i cant get drunk fast enough, damn alcohol tolerance.
#18
listen..... you just have to realize that she is not the person that you thought you knew, and she will not be the person that you would have wanted to spend the rest of your life with. more fishies in the sea
#20
Yeah dude I recently broke up with my first GF evar. Well she broke up with me, but anyway we were going out for a long *** time too. The moral of the story is: Dont worry. Maybe there was a misunderstanding or something. Even if there wasn't theres always more fish in the sea. It sucks now, but Its not the end of the world.