Joke!
03-17-2007, 08:04 AM
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An airline pilot walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance then casually looks at his watch for a moment.
The woman notices this and asks, "Is your date running late?"
"No," he replies, "I just got this state-of-the-art watch, and I was just testing it."
The intrigued woman says, "A state-of-the-art watch? What's so special about it?"
The pilot explains, "It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically."
The lady says, "What's it telling you now?"
"Well, it says you're not wearing any panties.
"The woman giggles and replies: "Well it must be broken because I am wearing panties!"
The pilot smirks, taps his watch and says: "Damn thing's an hour fast."
The woman notices this and asks, "Is your date running late?"
"No," he replies, "I just got this state-of-the-art watch, and I was just testing it."
The intrigued woman says, "A state-of-the-art watch? What's so special about it?"
The pilot explains, "It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically."
The lady says, "What's it telling you now?"
"Well, it says you're not wearing any panties.
"The woman giggles and replies: "Well it must be broken because I am wearing panties!"
The pilot smirks, taps his watch and says: "Damn thing's an hour fast."
03-17-2007, 10:09 PM
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Originally Posted by moltar' post='864065' date='Mar 17 2007, 06:23 PM
Haha, I didn't get it first off. By the time I started to post "hey i dont get it" I got it. It's funny because in an hour her panties WILL be off!
OOOOOHHHH!! HAHA now i get it.