Joke
01-05-2006, 09:18 AM
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A senior citizen in Texas bought a brand new Corvette convertible. He
took off down the road, flooring it to 80 mph and enjoying the wind
flowing through what little hair he had left on his head. "This is
great," he thought as he roared down the Texas Interstate.
He pushed the pedal to the metal even more. Then he looked in his rear view mirror and saw a
State Trooper behind him, blue lights flashing and siren blaring. "I can
get away from him with no problem" thought the man and he tromped it
some more and flew down the road at over 100 mph. Then 110, 120 mph. Then he
thought, "What am I doing? I'm too old for this kind of thing."
He pulled over to the side of the road and waited for the trooper to catch
up with him. The trooper pulled in behind the Corvette and walked up to the man.
"Sir," he said, looking at his watch. "My shift ends in 30 minutes and today is
Friday. If you can give me a reason why you were speeding that I've
never heard before, I'll let you go."
The man looked at the trooper and said, "Years ago my wife ran off with
a Texas State Trooper, and I thought you were bringing her back."
"Have a good day, Sir," said the Trooper.
took off down the road, flooring it to 80 mph and enjoying the wind
flowing through what little hair he had left on his head. "This is
great," he thought as he roared down the Texas Interstate.
He pushed the pedal to the metal even more. Then he looked in his rear view mirror and saw a
State Trooper behind him, blue lights flashing and siren blaring. "I can
get away from him with no problem" thought the man and he tromped it
some more and flew down the road at over 100 mph. Then 110, 120 mph. Then he
thought, "What am I doing? I'm too old for this kind of thing."
He pulled over to the side of the road and waited for the trooper to catch
up with him. The trooper pulled in behind the Corvette and walked up to the man.
"Sir," he said, looking at his watch. "My shift ends in 30 minutes and today is
Friday. If you can give me a reason why you were speeding that I've
never heard before, I'll let you go."
The man looked at the trooper and said, "Years ago my wife ran off with
a Texas State Trooper, and I thought you were bringing her back."
"Have a good day, Sir," said the Trooper.
01-05-2006, 07:03 PM
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Originally Posted by nismo convert' post='792258' date='Jan 5 2006, 03:40 PM
Wouldn't it be a Texas Ranger?
Nah Texas Rangers are like ELITE or something. Personally I **** on their poor use of the word "Ranger"
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