Ive Had The Best Day Today!
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It all started when i woke up. I was feeling the need to satisfy my red bull addiction, so i went to walmart. I got the redbull and since i dont have a job and dont have any money, i went to the self check out lane with my 4 pack of rb and rang up one of the individual cans instead of the whole pack. Its ok to do this bc im addicted and got fired for stealing from work. As i was driving back home i was using my in car laptop that usually just gives me cool messages like "danger to manifold" to get onto someones wireless internet. They didnt have any kind of firewall or security so i thought id teach them a lesson and screw everything up. I went in and changed what passwords they did have and changed a lot of other settings. Just as i was about to submit my post on here that i was making about getting the red bulls on 4 for 1 sale and screwing up someones network i crashed into this old lady when i ran a red light. I told the officer that it was her fault bc she was old and there werent any other witnesses so he believed me! There was already some damage to my car from another accident i had bc i was hyped up on redbull but im gonna tell her insurance that she caused all of the damage and now my fd is gonna look like new!!!!!!!!1
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