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04-26-2006, 07:01 AM
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A bear walks into a bar in Billings , Montana and sits down. He bangs a 20 on the bar with his paw and demands a beer
The bartender approaches and says, "We don't serve beer to bears in bars in Billings
The bear, becoming angry, demands again that he be served a beer
The bartender tells him again, more forcefully, "We don't serve beer to belligerent bears in bars in Billings
The bear, very angry now, says, "If you don't serve me a beer, I'm going to eat that lady sitting at the end of the bar
The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve beer to belligerent, bully bears in bars in Billings
The bear goes to the end of the bar, and, as promised, eats the woman. He comes back to his seat and again demands a beer.
The bartender states, "Sorry, we don't serve beer to belligerent, bully bears in bars in Billings who are on drugs."
The bear says, "I'm NOT on drugs."
The bartender says, "You are now. That was a barbitchyouate
The bartender approaches and says, "We don't serve beer to bears in bars in Billings
The bear, becoming angry, demands again that he be served a beer
The bartender tells him again, more forcefully, "We don't serve beer to belligerent bears in bars in Billings
The bear, very angry now, says, "If you don't serve me a beer, I'm going to eat that lady sitting at the end of the bar
The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve beer to belligerent, bully bears in bars in Billings
The bear goes to the end of the bar, and, as promised, eats the woman. He comes back to his seat and again demands a beer.
The bartender states, "Sorry, we don't serve beer to belligerent, bully bears in bars in Billings who are on drugs."
The bear says, "I'm NOT on drugs."
The bartender says, "You are now. That was a barbitchyouate
