A bear walks into a bar in Billings , Montana and sits down. He bangs a 20 on the bar with his paw and demands a beer



The bartender approaches and says, "We don't serve beer to bears in bars in Billings



The bear, becoming angry, demands again that he be served a beer



The bartender tells him again, more forcefully, "We don't serve beer to belligerent bears in bars in Billings



The bear, very angry now, says, "If you don't serve me a beer, I'm going to eat that lady sitting at the end of the bar



The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve beer to belligerent, bully bears in bars in Billings



The bear goes to the end of the bar, and, as promised, eats the woman. He comes back to his seat and again demands a beer.



The bartender states, "Sorry, we don't serve beer to belligerent, bully bears in bars in Billings who are on drugs."



The bear says, "I'm NOT on drugs."



The bartender says, "You are now. That was a barbitchyouate

ack! it is weds now isnt it?

lol, and i was going to say something witty like, it is!

whats a barbichuate?

its a parachute with arms i think

"any of a class of sedative and sleep-inducing drugs derived from barbituric acid."



Word for word definition.

It's Thursday!

Its Friday at work today! https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...IR#>/bigok.gif

not here!

I'm confused. Is it still Wednesday?



Speaking of which, why the hell is it Whens Day and not Wed-Ness Day?

Because we are lazy Americans. And any time we can skip a syllable and perform less work we will gladly take the opportunity to do so. At least that's my oppinion.

Now this applies to me.

and to me as well