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good idea: browsing the internet for porn



bad idea: browsing neighbors' windows for porn

there's no feeling like wading into a pool of cold water...then you reach that critical point https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...IR#>/blink.png

It tells a lot about you, you know, depending on which Teletubbie you'd most like to abuse.

bad idea: what banzai just said

Tinky-winky decked out in black latex and a rubber ball gag, tied to the weightbench while porn plays on the tubbie-monitor on his tummy

Good Idea: Doing work at work

Bad Idea: Doing boss's daughter at work

Bad idea: Joining the boss doing his daughter at work

Good Idea: pulling up your zipper after your done pissing.

Bad idea: Pulling up you zipper before your do pissing.

Good Idea: Putting it in her rear

Bad Idea: Putting it in her ear