good idea: installing a dual alternator belt pulley



bad idea: sticking a screw driver in one of the holes of the alternator to keep it from spinning while tightening, thereby bending one of the fins on the inside and causing it to knock with every turn, and possibly ruining your alternator









good idea: sucking nasal spray up your nose



bad idea: sucking **** suppositories up your nose





(the second one I've never done)

Good Idea : Eating Breakfast



Bad Idea : Pulling cap gun on the President

Good Idea: Trying to impress your friends by doing a swan dive off the high dive.



Bad Idea: Wearing a bikini while attempting this!

Bad Idea: Not using a strap wrench like I told you



Good Idea: Getting the wife an anniversary gift from fredricks

Bad Idea: Inviting her sister to bed with you

it takes practice, but you'll get better. try something like this:



good idea: eating breakfast



bad idea: eating a cap gun for breakfast, or eating a bullet for breakfast after pulling a cap gun on the president





most effective if interrelated







and yes, I got this off of "tiny toon adventures"

good idea: using a strap wrench, which I did, while turning the bolt



bad idea: using the screw driver to stop the shaft, as it was spinning in the pulley, even though the pulley was held still https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub..._DIR#>/sad.png

ok I will try another.



Good idea: Taking tylenol for a body ache.



Bad Idea: taling 20 muscle relaxers after taking the tylenol for a body ache.





How's that??????

very nice!





good idea: going downhill skiing in the winter



bad idea: going downhill skiing in the summer (ouch!)



I remembered this one off the cartoon

Good idea: Going skinny dipping in the sumer



Bad Idea: Going skinny dipping in the winter



ok that one was corny sorry

one word comes to mind: *shrivel*