It's my last day of work at my job, I got a new job starting a fabrication business with an old manager of mine.





I need something fun to do because it's my last day! I NEED IDEAS!

 

go in the bathroom and throw wet paper towels and tissues on the ceiling.





WAIT!! Poop on the ceiling!!



and.... swap 13b's into all the workers cars and DONT WIRE IT UP!!!

 

find some picles and throw them on things! they stick!

 

go around and squeeze everyones left buttock, not the women bc they might say sexual harrasment. for the women you should send all of them an email but make them look like the are individual emails saying that its your last day and you have wanted to ask them out for the longest time and see who replies.

 

Go take 10 sudafed from the company medicine cabinet, then swallow them, then you'll be like me.

 

Ask for a raise. No joke, I did that after I gave my notice and was getting yelled at for quitting. You're mad at me? Well how about a dollar raise then or I'm going somewhere else for a couple weeks.

 

Screw a dollar. Last time I tried that I got 200%.

 

its my last day too!

 

starting new jobs kick ***!



congrats cawlings! make that dough you independant woman you

 

i accidently put on a SUPER dirty shirt. oh well.