do you also drink your mocha latte wearing a cardigan at borders?

 

I eat mexican food for three days, then walk through book stores and fart at the coffee swilling store dwellers as I walk by. Never. Gets. Old.

 

i don't go to bookstores, I have a kindle!

 

You're missing out! Going to the bookstore while wearing nerdy glasses and reading "The Sensitive Man's Guide to Making Women Scream with Orgasmic Pleasure" is a great way to meet women!

 

After watching Dora the Explorer, it's like a ******* masterpiece.

 

On this point, we are in perfect agreement!

 

Yea but see I don't have to watch either.......



Root canals aren't that bad if you absolutely need one, beats having your mouth feel like ****...

 

I haven't been to a book store in years, even before the Kindles I just ordered from amazon. The book store never has anything I want anyhow. Their non-fiction sections are horrible these days. unless you want something on the best sellers list forget it.

 

I just don't read books. Saves me a lot of money and time.



I don't have good enough memory retention when it comes to books with more than 3 repeating characters. I literally have to mark each page where a character is introduced, and when they're mentioned again I have to reference that page so I know who they're talking about. If there are flashbacks or multiple story lines, I'm fucked.

 

anything beats teletubbies