interesting night
07-29-2007, 04:40 AM
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okay first a little background information: I live about 10 miles from downtown columbia SC. I work at a bar in five points which is the main place for college drinking. There are also a lot of bums that hang out there. Tonight we close up, after I've had to wear a pair of pink hot pants and a "Pornstar in training t-shirt" for some of our regulars. Two different regulars show up and we start drinking, taking shots, and closing up. The normal routine. They leave and it is just us employee's with some employees from one of the other bars we own. We get hammered drunk and then wrap everything up and head home.
I walk behind the bars to my truck, and there is a bum passed out in the bed of my truck. I call my GM, who is also a good friend, and say "there's a bum passed out in the back of my truck, what do I do?" He responds with "Drive man!!! Drive out to Irmo", the town where I live " and drop him off there." i say okay and head out. He pops his head out a few times on the way until I get to the highway and then he just tuckers down.
So I get back to Irmo, and drive out to a dirt road which is about a mile and a half from where I live. I get out of my truck run to the back, the bum gets up and I ask him "Hey man do you know where the capital building is?" He says "yes it's down there a few blocks." I say okay, you gotta get out now, I'm heading home. He gets out and I haul *** back to my place. Made for an interesting end to an interesting night.
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I walk behind the bars to my truck, and there is a bum passed out in the bed of my truck. I call my GM, who is also a good friend, and say "there's a bum passed out in the back of my truck, what do I do?" He responds with "Drive man!!! Drive out to Irmo", the town where I live " and drop him off there." i say okay and head out. He pops his head out a few times on the way until I get to the highway and then he just tuckers down.
So I get back to Irmo, and drive out to a dirt road which is about a mile and a half from where I live. I get out of my truck run to the back, the bum gets up and I ask him "Hey man do you know where the capital building is?" He says "yes it's down there a few blocks." I say okay, you gotta get out now, I'm heading home. He gets out and I haul *** back to my place. Made for an interesting end to an interesting night.
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07-31-2007, 12:28 PM
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Originally Posted by j9fd3s' post='879082' date='Jul 31 2007, 10:50 AM
so why the hot pants?
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08-01-2007, 11:12 AM
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Originally Posted by NotalesS' post='879146' date='Jul 31 2007, 07:04 PM
Ohh the good times...
So you dropped of the bum in the middle of nowhere. Thats going to be an interesting walk to the nearest bridge.
So you dropped of the bum in the middle of nowhere. Thats going to be an interesting walk to the nearest bridge.
or he might run for congress....