well im all set up at college finally got the internet and all that bullshit. im a ****** red neck now though.... anyone near nashville?

 

if your near him, dont let him know

 

good point

 

cool, you got a red rag in your back pocket?



mike

 

You were gone?

 

your name is on your belt buckle?

 

Hahha beat me to it 75 Repu.



Going to school down there bigtime?

 

I don't think you get to be a redneck by moving to the right area.



We have very strict entry requirements. Since you probably don't live within 10 miles of your parents house you don't even meet the first qualification. You can be born into lifetime membership in the redneck assoc. but it is very difficult to join later in life.



For more tips on how to BECOME a redneck, refer to the Jeff Foxworthy reference library.

 

You can get honary REDNECK status by:



Sitting in Pedro's Sambraroo for 4 hours and shoot out the tires of southbound U-hauls to keep the damn YANKEES from moving South@

 

just kiddin man, dont forget to visit dollywood.



kevin.