its an hour

I too have to be awake in an hour. And in an hour after that, too.

C'mon i was 9yrs old. I had to go really bad, the car just happened to be there. A bush just would'nt do, and i thought chicks dug spontaneity? https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...1047683827.gif

i thought so but it was 5am and i was tired!

i'd be tired at 5am too

I'd like to remind you all that I'm picking a fight with you and that this topic is NOT about defecating on the protective glass of an automobile or that you have to maintain wakefulness or anything like.



You're supposed to be horribly offended.



Now act accordingly you refarted cloud of putrid gas!

why you toffee nosed git!

Some creativity is clearly called for here - this may help:



Shakespeare Insult Kit



Combine one word from each of the three columns below, prefaced with "Thou":



Column 1 Column 2 Column 3



artless base-court apple-john

bawdy bat-fowling baggage

beslubbering beef-witted barnacle

bootless beetle-headed bladder

churlish boil-brained boar-pig

cockered clapper-clawed bugbear

clouted clay-brained bum-bailey

craven common-kissing canker-blossom

currish crook-pated clack-dish

dankish dismal-dreaming clotpole

dissembling dizzy-eyed coxcomb

droning doghearted codpiece

errant dread-bolted death-token

fawning earth-vexing dewberry

fobbing elf-skinned flap-dragon

froward fat-kidneyed flax-wench

frothy fen-sucked flirt-gill

gleeking flap-mouthed foot-licker

goatish fly-bitten fustilarian

gorbellied folly-fallen giglet

impertinent fool-born gudgeon

infectious full-gorged haggard

jarring guts-griping harpy

loggerheaded half-faced hedge-pig

lumpish hasty-witted horn-beast

mammering hedge-born hugger-mugger

mangled hell-hated joithead

mewling idle-headed lewdster

paunchy ill-breeding lout

pribbling ill-nurtured maggot-pie

puking knotty-pated malt-worm

puny milk-livered mammet

qualling motley-minded measle

rank onion-eyed minnow

reeky plume-plucked miscreant

roguish pottle-deep moldwarp

ruttish pox-marked mumble-news

saucy reeling-ripe nut-hook

spleeny rough-hewn pigeon-egg

spongy rude-growing pignut

surly rump-fed puttock

tottering shard-borne pumpion

unmuzzled sheep-biting ratsbane

vain spur-galled scut

venomed swag-bellied skainsmate

villainous tardy-gaited strumpet

warped tickle-brained varlot

wayward toad-spotted vassal

weedy unchin-snouted whey-face

yeasty weather-bitten wagtail

THOU WARPED TICKLE BRAINED GIT WAGTAIL WHEY FACE!



i think that worked?

oh i'm sorry this is abuse