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Rotarydragon 01-03-2005 03:52 PM

WITH YOU!



Whatever you're thinking right now it's wrong, you suck and I'm so much better then you it's not even funny. How you even got that stupid ass idea in your head is beyond me. Don't you pay a damn bit of attention to anything? Even 94t knows more then you do! You make seppuku look like a brain surgeon. If you lived near phinsup he'd bash you upside the head with the kegerator and hide your body behind the new shower he's building. Everyone thinks you walk funny. Your voice sounds like a garbage disposal with a spoon caught in it. You make UniqueTII look ULTRA MEGA SUPER. You make me want to watch The Dark Crystal over and over again and write a porno site about it. The Soylent Green factory would reject you you lover of sausages!



Your ass sucks buttermilk.

Seppuku 01-03-2005 03:57 PM

Hey i made it in one yay!

j9fd3s 01-03-2005 04:16 PM

He enters room 12.



Angry man: WHADDAYOU WANT?

Man: Well, Well, I was told outside that...

Angry man: DON'T GIVE ME THAT, YOU SNOTTY-FACED HEAP OF PARROT DROPPINGS!

Man: What?

A: SHUT YOUR FESTERING GOB, YOU TIT! YOUR TYPE MAKES ME PUKE! YOU VACUOUS

STUFFY-NOSED MALODOROUS PERVERT!!!

M: Yes, but I came here for an argument!!

A: OH! Oh! I'm sorry! This is abuse!

M: Oh! Oh I see!

A: Aha! No, you want room 12A, next door.

M: Oh...Sorry...

A: Not at all!

A: (under his breath) stupid git.

Apex13B 01-03-2005 05:00 PM

**** **** **** a duck

screw a kangaroo

gang bang an orangatang



orgy at the zoo

GreyGT-C 01-03-2005 05:17 PM

you wanna piece of this old man?!?

j9fd3s 01-03-2005 05:19 PM

Bruce: No. Right, I just want to remind you of the faculty rules:

Rule One! (Everybruce) No Poofters!

Rule Two, no member of the faculty is to maltreat the Abbos in any

way at all -- if there's anybody watching.

Rule Three? (Everybruce) No Poofters!!

Rule Four, now this term, I don't want to catch anybody not drinking.

Rule Five, (Everybruce) No Poofters!

Rule Six, there is NO ... Rule Six.

Rule Seven, (Everybruce) No Poofters!!

Right, that concludes the readin' of the rules, Bruce.

Eric Happy Meal 01-03-2005 05:32 PM

ANTIOCH!

3rdfbproject 01-04-2005 01:58 AM

When i was 9yrs old, i **** on the windshield of a car.

Rx7Widow 01-04-2005 03:29 AM

And here I was just thinking about how sexy guys with Rx7's are...well, too bad I was wrong on that. https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...1047683329.gif

Leetheslacker 01-04-2005 03:53 AM

i have to be awake in a hour!

j9fd3s 01-04-2005 10:41 AM


Originally Posted by Leetheslacker' date='Jan 4 2005, 01:53 AM
i have to be awake in a hour!




its an hour

Baldy 01-04-2005 10:43 AM

I too have to be awake in an hour. And in an hour after that, too.

3rdfbproject 01-04-2005 10:51 AM


Originally Posted by Rx7Widow' date='Jan 4 2005, 04:29 AM
And here I was just thinking about how sexy guys with Rx7's are...well, too bad I was wrong on that. https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...1047683329.gif




C'mon i was 9yrs old. I had to go really bad, the car just happened to be there. A bush just would'nt do, and i thought chicks dug spontaneity? https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...1047683827.gif

Leetheslacker 01-04-2005 12:49 PM


Originally Posted by j9fd3s' date='Jan 4 2005, 12:40 PM
its an hour


i thought so but it was 5am and i was tired!

j9fd3s 01-04-2005 02:37 PM


Originally Posted by Leetheslacker' date='Jan 4 2005, 10:49 AM
i thought so but it was 5am and i was tired!




i'd be tired at 5am too

Rotarydragon 01-04-2005 02:52 PM

I'd like to remind you all that I'm picking a fight with you and that this topic is NOT about defecating on the protective glass of an automobile or that you have to maintain wakefulness or anything like.



You're supposed to be horribly offended.



Now act accordingly you refarted cloud of putrid gas!

j9fd3s 01-04-2005 03:22 PM

why you toffee nosed git!

DJ Rotor 01-04-2005 03:50 PM

Some creativity is clearly called for here - this may help:



Shakespeare Insult Kit



Combine one word from each of the three columns below, prefaced with "Thou":



Column 1 Column 2 Column 3



artless base-court apple-john

bawdy bat-fowling baggage

beslubbering beef-witted barnacle

bootless beetle-headed bladder

churlish boil-brained boar-pig

cockered clapper-clawed bugbear

clouted clay-brained bum-bailey

craven common-kissing canker-blossom

currish crook-pated clack-dish

dankish dismal-dreaming clotpole

dissembling dizzy-eyed coxcomb

droning doghearted codpiece

errant dread-bolted death-token

fawning earth-vexing dewberry

fobbing elf-skinned flap-dragon

froward fat-kidneyed flax-wench

frothy fen-sucked flirt-gill

gleeking flap-mouthed foot-licker

goatish fly-bitten fustilarian

gorbellied folly-fallen giglet

impertinent fool-born gudgeon

infectious full-gorged haggard

jarring guts-griping harpy

loggerheaded half-faced hedge-pig

lumpish hasty-witted horn-beast

mammering hedge-born hugger-mugger

mangled hell-hated joithead

mewling idle-headed lewdster

paunchy ill-breeding lout

pribbling ill-nurtured maggot-pie

puking knotty-pated malt-worm

puny milk-livered mammet

qualling motley-minded measle

rank onion-eyed minnow

reeky plume-plucked miscreant

roguish pottle-deep moldwarp

ruttish pox-marked mumble-news

saucy reeling-ripe nut-hook

spleeny rough-hewn pigeon-egg

spongy rude-growing pignut

surly rump-fed puttock

tottering shard-borne pumpion

unmuzzled sheep-biting ratsbane

vain spur-galled scut

venomed swag-bellied skainsmate

villainous tardy-gaited strumpet

warped tickle-brained varlot

wayward toad-spotted vassal

weedy unchin-snouted whey-face

yeasty weather-bitten wagtail

j9fd3s 01-04-2005 04:08 PM

THOU WARPED TICKLE BRAINED GIT WAGTAIL WHEY FACE!



i think that worked?

j9fd3s 01-04-2005 06:07 PM

oh i'm sorry this is abuse

20bPlease 01-04-2005 06:36 PM


Originally Posted by Rotarydragon' date='Jan 3 2005, 05:52 PM
WITH YOU!



Whatever you're thinking right now it's wrong, you suck and I'm so much better then you it's not even funny. How you even got that stupid ass idea in your head is beyond me. Don't you pay a damn bit of attention to anything? Even 94t knows more then you do! You make seppuku look like a brain surgeon. If you lived near phinsup he'd bash you upside the head with the kegerator and hide your body behind the new shower he's building. Everyone thinks you walk funny. Your voice sounds like a garbage disposal with a spoon caught in it. You make UniqueTII look ULTRA MEGA SUPER. You make me want to watch The Dark Crystal over and over again and write a porno site about it. The Soylent Green factory would reject you you lover of sausages!



Your ass sucks buttermilk.




you win

3rdfbproject 01-05-2005 07:27 PM


Originally Posted by Rotarydragon' date='Jan 4 2005, 03:52 PM
I'd like to remind you all that I'm picking a fight with you and that this topic is NOT about defecating on the protective glass of an automobile or that you have to maintain wakefulness or anything like.



You're supposed to be horribly offended.



Now act accordingly you refarted cloud of putrid gas!




ARE YOU THREATINING ME!

75 Repu 01-05-2005 08:24 PM

I am Don CORNHOLIO!!!!

Eric Happy Meal 01-05-2005 08:41 PM


Originally Posted by Leetheslacker' date='Jan 4 2005, 10:49 AM
i thought so but it was 5am and i was tired!


well thats what happens when you rave hardcore all night into the wee hours of the morning.



oh and rd, you have no penis.

venomrx7 01-05-2005 09:28 PM


Originally Posted by Rx7Widow' date='Jan 4 2005, 01:29 AM
And here I was just thinking about how sexy guys with Rx7's are...well, too bad I was wrong on that. https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...1047683329.gif




OO OO do I still qualify?? I'll even wear the pink shirt!!


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