WITH YOU!
Whatever you're thinking right now it's wrong, you suck and I'm so much better then you it's not even funny. How you even got that stupid ass idea in your head is beyond me. Don't you pay a damn bit of attention to anything? Even 94t knows more then you do! You make seppuku look like a brain surgeon. If you lived near phinsup he'd bash you upside the head with the kegerator and hide your body behind the new shower he's building. Everyone thinks you walk funny. Your voice sounds like a garbage disposal with a spoon caught in it. You make UniqueTII look ULTRA MEGA SUPER. You make me want to watch The Dark Crystal over and over again and write a porno site about it. The Soylent Green factory would reject you you lover of sausages! Your ass sucks buttermilk. |
Hey i made it in one yay!
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He enters room 12.
Angry man: WHADDAYOU WANT? Man: Well, Well, I was told outside that... Angry man: DON'T GIVE ME THAT, YOU SNOTTY-FACED HEAP OF PARROT DROPPINGS! Man: What? A: SHUT YOUR FESTERING GOB, YOU TIT! YOUR TYPE MAKES ME PUKE! YOU VACUOUS STUFFY-NOSED MALODOROUS PERVERT!!! M: Yes, but I came here for an argument!! A: OH! Oh! I'm sorry! This is abuse! M: Oh! Oh I see! A: Aha! No, you want room 12A, next door. M: Oh...Sorry... A: Not at all! A: (under his breath) stupid git. |
**** **** **** a duck
screw a kangaroo gang bang an orangatang orgy at the zoo |
you wanna piece of this old man?!?
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Bruce: No. Right, I just want to remind you of the faculty rules:
Rule One! (Everybruce) No Poofters! Rule Two, no member of the faculty is to maltreat the Abbos in any way at all -- if there's anybody watching. Rule Three? (Everybruce) No Poofters!! Rule Four, now this term, I don't want to catch anybody not drinking. Rule Five, (Everybruce) No Poofters! Rule Six, there is NO ... Rule Six. Rule Seven, (Everybruce) No Poofters!! Right, that concludes the readin' of the rules, Bruce. |
ANTIOCH!
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When i was 9yrs old, i **** on the windshield of a car.
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And here I was just thinking about how sexy guys with Rx7's are...well, too bad I was wrong on that. https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...1047683329.gif
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i have to be awake in a hour!
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Originally Posted by Leetheslacker' date='Jan 4 2005, 01:53 AM
its an hour |
I too have to be awake in an hour. And in an hour after that, too.
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Originally Posted by Rx7Widow' date='Jan 4 2005, 04:29 AM
And here I was just thinking about how sexy guys with Rx7's are...well, too bad I was wrong on that. https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...1047683329.gif
C'mon i was 9yrs old. I had to go really bad, the car just happened to be there. A bush just would'nt do, and i thought chicks dug spontaneity? https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...1047683827.gif |
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Originally Posted by Leetheslacker' date='Jan 4 2005, 10:49 AM
i'd be tired at 5am too |
I'd like to remind you all that I'm picking a fight with you and that this topic is NOT about defecating on the protective glass of an automobile or that you have to maintain wakefulness or anything like.
You're supposed to be horribly offended. Now act accordingly you refarted cloud of putrid gas! |
why you toffee nosed git!
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Some creativity is clearly called for here - this may help:
Shakespeare Insult Kit Combine one word from each of the three columns below, prefaced with "Thou": Column 1 Column 2 Column 3 artless base-court apple-john bawdy bat-fowling baggage beslubbering beef-witted barnacle bootless beetle-headed bladder churlish boil-brained boar-pig cockered clapper-clawed bugbear clouted clay-brained bum-bailey craven common-kissing canker-blossom currish crook-pated clack-dish dankish dismal-dreaming clotpole dissembling dizzy-eyed coxcomb droning doghearted codpiece errant dread-bolted death-token fawning earth-vexing dewberry fobbing elf-skinned flap-dragon froward fat-kidneyed flax-wench frothy fen-sucked flirt-gill gleeking flap-mouthed foot-licker goatish fly-bitten fustilarian gorbellied folly-fallen giglet impertinent fool-born gudgeon infectious full-gorged haggard jarring guts-griping harpy loggerheaded half-faced hedge-pig lumpish hasty-witted horn-beast mammering hedge-born hugger-mugger mangled hell-hated joithead mewling idle-headed lewdster paunchy ill-breeding lout pribbling ill-nurtured maggot-pie puking knotty-pated malt-worm puny milk-livered mammet qualling motley-minded measle rank onion-eyed minnow reeky plume-plucked miscreant roguish pottle-deep moldwarp ruttish pox-marked mumble-news saucy reeling-ripe nut-hook spleeny rough-hewn pigeon-egg spongy rude-growing pignut surly rump-fed puttock tottering shard-borne pumpion unmuzzled sheep-biting ratsbane vain spur-galled scut venomed swag-bellied skainsmate villainous tardy-gaited strumpet warped tickle-brained varlot wayward toad-spotted vassal weedy unchin-snouted whey-face yeasty weather-bitten wagtail |
THOU WARPED TICKLE BRAINED GIT WAGTAIL WHEY FACE!
i think that worked? |
oh i'm sorry this is abuse
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Originally Posted by Rotarydragon' date='Jan 3 2005, 05:52 PM
WITH YOU!
Whatever you're thinking right now it's wrong, you suck and I'm so much better then you it's not even funny. How you even got that stupid ass idea in your head is beyond me. Don't you pay a damn bit of attention to anything? Even 94t knows more then you do! You make seppuku look like a brain surgeon. If you lived near phinsup he'd bash you upside the head with the kegerator and hide your body behind the new shower he's building. Everyone thinks you walk funny. Your voice sounds like a garbage disposal with a spoon caught in it. You make UniqueTII look ULTRA MEGA SUPER. You make me want to watch The Dark Crystal over and over again and write a porno site about it. The Soylent Green factory would reject you you lover of sausages! Your ass sucks buttermilk. you win |
Originally Posted by Rotarydragon' date='Jan 4 2005, 03:52 PM
I'd like to remind you all that I'm picking a fight with you and that this topic is NOT about defecating on the protective glass of an automobile or that you have to maintain wakefulness or anything like.
You're supposed to be horribly offended. Now act accordingly you refarted cloud of putrid gas! ARE YOU THREATINING ME! |
I am Don CORNHOLIO!!!!
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Originally Posted by Leetheslacker' date='Jan 4 2005, 10:49 AM
oh and rd, you have no penis. |
Originally Posted by Rx7Widow' date='Jan 4 2005, 01:29 AM
And here I was just thinking about how sexy guys with Rx7's are...well, too bad I was wrong on that. https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...1047683329.gif
OO OO do I still qualify?? I'll even wear the pink shirt!! |
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