I'm Starting A Fight!
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Joined: Feb 2002
Posts: 1,381
From: Close enough to annoy you.
WITH YOU!
Whatever you're thinking right now it's wrong, you suck and I'm so much better then you it's not even funny. How you even got that stupid *** idea in your head is beyond me. Don't you pay a damn bit of attention to anything? Even 94t knows more then you do! You make seppuku look like a brain surgeon. If you lived near phinsup he'd bash you upside the head with the kegerator and hide your body behind the new shower he's building. Everyone thinks you walk funny. Your voice sounds like a garbage disposal with a spoon caught in it. You make UniqueTII look ULTRA MEGA SUPER. You make me want to watch The Dark Crystal over and over again and write a porno site about it. The Soylent Green factory would reject you you lover of sausages!
Your *** sucks buttermilk.
Whatever you're thinking right now it's wrong, you suck and I'm so much better then you it's not even funny. How you even got that stupid *** idea in your head is beyond me. Don't you pay a damn bit of attention to anything? Even 94t knows more then you do! You make seppuku look like a brain surgeon. If you lived near phinsup he'd bash you upside the head with the kegerator and hide your body behind the new shower he's building. Everyone thinks you walk funny. Your voice sounds like a garbage disposal with a spoon caught in it. You make UniqueTII look ULTRA MEGA SUPER. You make me want to watch The Dark Crystal over and over again and write a porno site about it. The Soylent Green factory would reject you you lover of sausages!
Your *** sucks buttermilk.
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Joined: May 2002
Posts: 22,465
From: California
He enters room 12.
Angry man: WHADDAYOU WANT?
Man: Well, Well, I was told outside that...
Angry man: DON'T GIVE ME THAT, YOU SNOTTY-FACED HEAP OF PARROT DROPPINGS!
Man: What?
A: SHUT YOUR FESTERING GOB, YOU TIT! YOUR TYPE MAKES ME PUKE! YOU VACUOUS
STUFFY-NOSED MALODOROUS PERVERT!!!
M: Yes, but I came here for an argument!!
A: OH! Oh! I'm sorry! This is abuse!
M: Oh! Oh I see!
A: Aha! No, you want room 12A, next door.
M: Oh...Sorry...
A: Not at all!
A: (under his breath) stupid git.
Angry man: WHADDAYOU WANT?
Man: Well, Well, I was told outside that...
Angry man: DON'T GIVE ME THAT, YOU SNOTTY-FACED HEAP OF PARROT DROPPINGS!
Man: What?
A: SHUT YOUR FESTERING GOB, YOU TIT! YOUR TYPE MAKES ME PUKE! YOU VACUOUS
STUFFY-NOSED MALODOROUS PERVERT!!!
M: Yes, but I came here for an argument!!
A: OH! Oh! I'm sorry! This is abuse!
M: Oh! Oh I see!
A: Aha! No, you want room 12A, next door.
M: Oh...Sorry...
A: Not at all!
A: (under his breath) stupid git.
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Joined: May 2002
Posts: 22,465
From: California
Bruce: No. Right, I just want to remind you of the faculty rules:
Rule One! (Everybruce) No Poofters!
Rule Two, no member of the faculty is to maltreat the Abbos in any
way at all -- if there's anybody watching.
Rule Three? (Everybruce) No Poofters!!
Rule Four, now this term, I don't want to catch anybody not drinking.
Rule Five, (Everybruce) No Poofters!
Rule Six, there is NO ... Rule Six.
Rule Seven, (Everybruce) No Poofters!!
Right, that concludes the readin' of the rules, Bruce.
Rule One! (Everybruce) No Poofters!
Rule Two, no member of the faculty is to maltreat the Abbos in any
way at all -- if there's anybody watching.
Rule Three? (Everybruce) No Poofters!!
Rule Four, now this term, I don't want to catch anybody not drinking.
Rule Five, (Everybruce) No Poofters!
Rule Six, there is NO ... Rule Six.
Rule Seven, (Everybruce) No Poofters!!
Right, that concludes the readin' of the rules, Bruce.
