Went to a **** shop tonight with my girly, I bought a **** to watch with her that cost 60 bucks. The damn thing sucks, total waste of money. There is no sound at all, no girls moaning, no ball slapping, just shitty enya type music. ******* pissed.

 

I have to be getting tired becuase i find that funny.. but i can just picture you both sitting down all horny.. then she goes to climb on top and you throw her through the tv being pissed about the porno and walk away

 

Who spends 60 dollars on a **** movie?

 

File a complaint with the BBB!

Write your congressman!

We need standards for quality ****, and we need them now!



Unfortunately our legislators have no motivation, since they're off living a dream, banging pages and interns.

 

60 bucks for a porno?

 

paying for ****? has thou not heard of Al Gores wonderful invention? he calls it...... THE INTERWEB

 

Yeah dude, someone got **** raped that night, and they weren't on the video.

 

It was a brand new vivid one,(and if anyone has ever seen a new vivd movie they are expensive) that just came out. Haha **** i didnt pay for it, plus I brought it back today, told them it sucked ***. SO I got my money back. So its alll said and done. **** expensive ****, ima stick with the cheap dirtball **** from now on.

 

No kidding, I assume you are on broadband, just download torrents. $60 for **** is asinine. Although its funny as **** you told them it sucked and they were like "Eh, Sorry Sir, we only deal in quality ****."



*hands money back*

 

dude, you can prolly join a **** site online for less than that a year with millions of vids/