Im Gonna Beat Somone Up
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Originally Posted by 75 Repu' date='Feb 21 2004, 03:20 AM
you had yer chance..
I've played soccer my entire life and my hamstrings are huge LOL. I'll prove it to you dude. I can easily leg press 1K.
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From: Dallas/ Ft Worth
Alright.. Seriously. its a respect thing.. jumping people is a ***** thing to do.. Fight him 1 on 1, go for his shins first off, if you hammerfist the side of his neck.. the very sides, those are main arteries there. hit it hard enough to spazm.. it'll knock him out.. too hard you'll kill him but eh. but if it comes to ya'll scrapping and ya'll go to the ground.. thats when your boys step in and football punt his face. Then the jumping commences, but the one organizing this should fight first always.
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Originally Posted by fcrotornut' date='Feb 20 2004, 11:11 PM
i have lots of friends that like to jump people..
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For the other side of this...
Pre-meditated assault, especially if he knows your face. So expect a nice scenic cruise around town in a police cruiser either that night, or the next day. Expect any medical bills he might incur in said fight being charged to you, and your spanish jumping crew. Add in a bat, pipe, wrench or other tool of your choice and we step up to asault with a deadly weapon. All of these will look really good on your future. Oh and add in vandalism with the poop on the seat, and you are well on your way to a great criminal backround
The better way, damage his criminal history. Groping a minor, Carnal knowledge of a minor, provoking speeches and gestures with a minor, Soliciting a minor, and countless others. Have the young female that was attacked file charges against the individual. If found guilty, I am sure the owner of the little shop you frequent will be more than happy to make sure that he finds his employment eslewhere. Call his plates in as a drunk driver as he leaves work using a payphone and being anonymous. Have a few of the girls call his place of business and complain they have been victims of his verbal abuse and feel that they will no longer be going to the shop as long as he is employed there. etc etc. Call in his car as being near a middle school or a elementary school pushing drugs, this is always a perenial favorite.
to top it all off, if this man is charged with any of the above offenses with a minor... in some states he will have to register as a known child sex offender, and depending on the state, his face may appear on websites, his house or apt may have to have a sign posted saying this is the home of a child molestor (sp) etc. Sure is something I would not want to carry around for the rest of my life.
My main point, although you would get personal satisfaction by throwing a few punches, there are much better ways of doing this. Nothing like knowing you have wrecked his life long after the bruises heal and the scars fade...
Pre-meditated assault, especially if he knows your face. So expect a nice scenic cruise around town in a police cruiser either that night, or the next day. Expect any medical bills he might incur in said fight being charged to you, and your spanish jumping crew. Add in a bat, pipe, wrench or other tool of your choice and we step up to asault with a deadly weapon. All of these will look really good on your future. Oh and add in vandalism with the poop on the seat, and you are well on your way to a great criminal backround
The better way, damage his criminal history. Groping a minor, Carnal knowledge of a minor, provoking speeches and gestures with a minor, Soliciting a minor, and countless others. Have the young female that was attacked file charges against the individual. If found guilty, I am sure the owner of the little shop you frequent will be more than happy to make sure that he finds his employment eslewhere. Call his plates in as a drunk driver as he leaves work using a payphone and being anonymous. Have a few of the girls call his place of business and complain they have been victims of his verbal abuse and feel that they will no longer be going to the shop as long as he is employed there. etc etc. Call in his car as being near a middle school or a elementary school pushing drugs, this is always a perenial favorite.
to top it all off, if this man is charged with any of the above offenses with a minor... in some states he will have to register as a known child sex offender, and depending on the state, his face may appear on websites, his house or apt may have to have a sign posted saying this is the home of a child molestor (sp) etc. Sure is something I would not want to carry around for the rest of my life.
My main point, although you would get personal satisfaction by throwing a few punches, there are much better ways of doing this. Nothing like knowing you have wrecked his life long after the bruises heal and the scars fade...
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Originally Posted by TheCamel' date='Feb 21 2004, 08:26 AM
For the other side of this...
Pre-meditated assault, especially if he knows your face. So expect a nice scenic cruise around town in a police cruiser either that night, or the next day. Expect any medical bills he might incur in said fight being charged to you, and your spanish jumping crew. Add in a bat, pipe, wrench or other tool of your choice and we step up to asault with a deadly weapon. All of these will look really good on your future. Oh and add in vandalism with the poop on the seat, and you are well on your way to a great criminal backround
The better way, damage his criminal history. Groping a minor, Carnal knowledge of a minor, provoking speeches and gestures with a minor, Soliciting a minor, and countless others. Have the young female that was attacked file charges against the individual. If found guilty, I am sure the owner of the little shop you frequent will be more than happy to make sure that he finds his employment eslewhere. Call his plates in as a drunk driver as he leaves work using a payphone and being anonymous. Have a few of the girls call his place of business and complain they have been victims of his verbal abuse and feel that they will no longer be going to the shop as long as he is employed there. etc etc. Call in his car as being near a middle school or a elementary school pushing drugs, this is always a perenial favorite.
to top it all off, if this man is charged with any of the above offenses with a minor... in some states he will have to register as a known child sex offender, and depending on the state, his face may appear on websites, his house or apt may have to have a sign posted saying this is the home of a child molestor (sp) etc. Sure is something I would not want to carry around for the rest of my life.
My main point, although you would get personal satisfaction by throwing a few punches, there are much better ways of doing this. Nothing like knowing you have wrecked his life long after the bruises heal and the scars fade...
Pre-meditated assault, especially if he knows your face. So expect a nice scenic cruise around town in a police cruiser either that night, or the next day. Expect any medical bills he might incur in said fight being charged to you, and your spanish jumping crew. Add in a bat, pipe, wrench or other tool of your choice and we step up to asault with a deadly weapon. All of these will look really good on your future. Oh and add in vandalism with the poop on the seat, and you are well on your way to a great criminal backround
The better way, damage his criminal history. Groping a minor, Carnal knowledge of a minor, provoking speeches and gestures with a minor, Soliciting a minor, and countless others. Have the young female that was attacked file charges against the individual. If found guilty, I am sure the owner of the little shop you frequent will be more than happy to make sure that he finds his employment eslewhere. Call his plates in as a drunk driver as he leaves work using a payphone and being anonymous. Have a few of the girls call his place of business and complain they have been victims of his verbal abuse and feel that they will no longer be going to the shop as long as he is employed there. etc etc. Call in his car as being near a middle school or a elementary school pushing drugs, this is always a perenial favorite.
to top it all off, if this man is charged with any of the above offenses with a minor... in some states he will have to register as a known child sex offender, and depending on the state, his face may appear on websites, his house or apt may have to have a sign posted saying this is the home of a child molestor (sp) etc. Sure is something I would not want to carry around for the rest of my life.
My main point, although you would get personal satisfaction by throwing a few punches, there are much better ways of doing this. Nothing like knowing you have wrecked his life long after the bruises heal and the scars fade...
seriously if you kick his *** he will tell the cops it was you.
then you are fucked.
i like thecamel's idea.
totally screw him over more than one asskicking
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I kinda agree with the camel, but if you do the *** kicking... one suggestion..... grab the back of his head real tight and pull it down while you knee his head. And just don't do it once, don't let go of the grip and keep kneeing.
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Originally Posted by 89 Rag' date='Feb 21 2004, 02:08 AM
If he's too big take a bat to his ***, after the hit in the knees, you can look down and explain why his *** is being handed to him while you are doin' it. The rest of the crew can watch your back just incase.
Go toe to toe and save your boys as backup, otherwise a group of fockers will hand you you're *** later, when you're all alone.
Go toe to toe and save your boys as backup, otherwise a group of fockers will hand you you're *** later, when you're all alone.
I always keep a louisville slugger or a bent metal bar in my car.