Soap suds.. Lots of em.. everywhere..

 

put the dishwasher in the oven

 

Put the oven up his wife's ***.

 

follow the oven!



mike

 

Prank call everyone you know from his phone... and tell them you're gay!!

 

get rich quick!



mike

 

chaneg a few of the numbers in his phone book..

 

paint one wall!

 

take all the stickers off his kids honda civic and re-stick them in the bathroom.

 

Yeah, stickers on the On the toilet!! VTEC toilet that's powered by rice!!



And put a little "euro" antenna stub on the tank, chrome the seat and cut "speed holes" in the lid, so it goes up and down faster - lowered coefficient of drag.