Order Strip-O-Grams for later tonight

 

this is too ******* funny. a lot of them are lowbrow moments

 

put holes in the cheddar cheese!



mike

 

Send in change of address forms to the post office

 

change the locks!



mkie

 

At a job a few years ago I once did a housecall. we usually didn't do them since we dealt with accounting firms, but the woman REALLY needed help printing with our software, and she was close to my house. She turned out to be a lesbian, and she was living with her "friend."

 

record a new answering message!



mike

 

A classic, and then put the hair into her shaving wax for him to see.

 

Put a ***** under his pillow.

 

call the police tell them a wierdo is in the house!



mike