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Mar 13, 2003 | 03:52 PM

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j9fd3s

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take a long walk off a short pier!

mike

Mar 13, 2003 | 03:56 PM

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1988RedT2

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Fill a closet with Ping-Pong *****.

Mar 13, 2003 | 04:03 PM

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j9fd3s

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key all the locks to your winkie!

mike

Mar 13, 2003 | 05:05 PM

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bigtime

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winkie his face!

Mar 13, 2003 | 05:07 PM

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j9fd3s

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six words: wooooood dries out!!!!!

mike

Mar 13, 2003 | 05:37 PM

#686

MichRX7

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change his doorbell ringer to a fart sound

Mar 13, 2003 | 09:43 PM

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djgiantrobot

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upper decker! anyone said that yet?

Mar 13, 2003 | 09:48 PM

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RXciting

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run the gas lines to the sink and the water lines to the oven( assuming they have one of those gas ovens?)

Mar 13, 2003 | 10:12 PM

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j9fd3s

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make hash out of the carpets!

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Mar 13, 2003 | 10:55 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by 1988RedT2' date='Mar 13 2003, 03:40 PM

Turbocharge the wife's vibrator.

Carefull, it might creep up on her. Get a silencer too.

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