put hot sauce in the ketchup, put mayo in the milk. put olive oil on the seal inside the back of the toilet so it keeps running. dump a big thing of cool aid in the pool (pref RED) tear up the funiture and blame it on the dog. take the mose expensive painting in the house and finger paint over it. open the windows to the house and turn on the sprinklers. take all the light bulbs out of the house and replace them with colored lights. or dont replace them at all. pour oil on the ground walk around in it then walk through his living room. groom the dog and put all the hair you got off the dog and put it down all the sink drains. take the dog out for a **** then take his underware and rub it in the dog **** so there is skidmarks so when he gets up his wife see it. place fake womans phone #'s in mis places around the house so his wife will find them. put lipstick on the collar of one of his dirty shirts. spray another one with your gf's perfume so his wife dose not rec the kind. and thats about all i can think of for now

u should have broken those up into seperate posts it would have been better for the topic

Breakup TurboSmoke's post into smaller ones and post them on the fridge with the rest of the posts.

Use his computer to bump this thread!

download a load of gay porn for his wife to see

drive the van thru the front door!



mike

Dear God I just fel of my chair. LMFAO



Yo Rob, I'm reading all of these.

hot box the fridge!



mike

Put the fridge in the stove

set all the clocks back 3 days, exactly