Put pinholes in all his condoms and the wifes diaphragm

 

Wipe your *** with the toothbrushes

 

unwrap a condom and put it under the covers on the sheets

 

hide that sausage!



mike

 

LMFAO, sniff the panties, Load a bunch of **** onto his PC, and then leave a note for his wife to check out the **** you left.





Pretend you're a woman and leave the husband notes for the wife to see. She'll think he's cheating.

 

rearrange the living room!



mike

 

make everychair super short!



mike

 

Put barney labels on the X-rated video tapes and put them in the kids rooms

 

Call the newspaper and advertise a HUGE garage sale for them this weekend

 

trade shoes!



mike