Put pinholes in all his condoms and the wifes diaphragm

Wipe your ass with the toothbrushes

unwrap a condom and put it under the covers on the sheets

hide that sausage!



mike

LMFAO, sniff the panties, Load a bunch of porn onto his PC, and then leave a note for his wife to check out the porn you left.





Pretend you're a woman and leave the husband notes for the wife to see. She'll think he's cheating.

rearrange the living room!



mike

make everychair super short!



mike

Put barney labels on the X-rated video tapes and put them in the kids rooms

Call the newspaper and advertise a HUGE garage sale for them this weekend

trade shoes!



mike