My brain is getting sore...

silicon all their doors and windows shut

nail all thier furnitur to the cieling

And sit in it!!!

lol no glue blow up dolls screwin on the kitchen table

sandwich the daughter in between those two blow up dolls

paint the toilet white and forget to put a wet sigh on it

Cherry bomb the toilet..

Give the cat a tattoo..

Keepin' it alive.





Put his socks in the Henny, set ' em on fire, and wear them when he comes home.