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Old Mar 11, 2003 | 01:53 PM
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Put a penguin in his fridge
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Old Mar 11, 2003 | 01:54 PM
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convince them they were drugged and have amnesia, and that you're their relative that moved in with them a week ago
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Old Mar 11, 2003 | 01:55 PM
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shorten all of his pants!!



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Old Mar 11, 2003 | 01:56 PM
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When he walks in, straighten up and say... "The name is Bond, James Bond."
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Old Mar 11, 2003 | 01:57 PM
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Originally Posted by MichRX7' date='Mar 11 2003, 02:56 PM
When he walks in, straighten up and say... "The name is Bond, James Bond."
(wow, I'm quoting myself)



Then drop to the floor and spin around on your left arm pushing off with one leg yelling "Nyuk, Nyuk, Nyuk" stand up and poke him in the eyes.
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Old Mar 11, 2003 | 02:00 PM
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Shave your *****, and stick the hair in the ice cube trays..
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Old Mar 11, 2003 | 02:02 PM
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When his wife walks in do a **** pushup (just one) to impress her!
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Old Mar 11, 2003 | 02:02 PM
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pour laxative in their liquid creamer..
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Old Mar 11, 2003 | 02:04 PM
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Originally Posted by MichRX7' date='Mar 11 2003, 12:02 PM
When his wife walks in do a **** pushup (just one) to impress her!
break dance!



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Old Mar 11, 2003 | 02:06 PM
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