Yep! You know it!

 

Beat off in the baby crib, videotape it, post it on youtube, create a myspace account for the dog, link the vid there then blackmail the mailman!



Bitches!

 

or just beat off.

 

get all your friends together and redo the coreography for BEAT IT.





in the living room!

 

I stare at your avatar very strangely.



And next thing you know I wake up on the floor - knocked out from head trauma I received from laughing real hard, spilling hot mud in my lap then falling off the barstool and whacking my head on the table.



Thank you, kind sir!

 

i dont know what to say!

 

Ignore him! He's obviously trying to get in your pants!

 

PFTH! Who is'nt?

 

My subtle advances are too obvious... must try another approach.



Red leader, stay on target...stay on target!!!

 

I cant hold em back ...yet at the same time I hear this voice that says"Force it" or "Use the Force" or something like that. I feel thats a valid approach to address Mr. Frisco pants!





Oh and take a dump on the neighbors car hood and leave a message with it that says

" Keep your dog crap in your yard you fucktard."