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Old Feb 11, 2005 | 04:46 PM
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then fry up the dog remains and feed them to the family at the end of dinner start luaghing histericaly and tell them what they just ate. then put a covered platter on the table and remove the lid to reveal that dessert is actualy ****!
Old Feb 11, 2005 | 04:48 PM
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kibbles and bits
Old Feb 11, 2005 | 06:22 PM
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we should resurrect the "add your caption" thread.
Old Feb 11, 2005 | 07:18 PM
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tap his phone lines
Old Feb 11, 2005 | 10:03 PM
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kool-aide mix in the showerheads

fill the bathrooms with balloons

scatter alka-seltzer and popcorn on the yard (for the birds)

re-wire the light switches to turn on lights on different floors

set all the alarms to 4 AM

replace all his shoes with the wrong size





unless your not at his house anymore...









and i *think* i was here at the beginning of it, over the summer i was cracking up while reading it at work, i just didnt respond because the computers there required a password every time you clicked on a page... and the password was 11 random characters.... very annoying
Old Feb 11, 2005 | 10:07 PM
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collect a paychek for all the overtime...



i mean, if youve been there this entire time, im sure your making good money.
Old Feb 12, 2005 | 08:54 AM
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Move the rear view mirrors to the wrong position and Fusor them there. For anyone that doesnt know what fusor is, its plastic welding **** and its a bitch to get off.
Old Feb 12, 2005 | 10:23 AM
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jb weld the kitchen utensils to their oil pans on their vehicles.
Old Feb 12, 2005 | 11:54 AM
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[COLOR=purple]Demand that the letter k be striken from the english language. run 'em

up a flag pole until the authoritys show up, then give the 5-0 a wedgy.
Old Feb 12, 2005 | 11:56 AM
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SHHHHH NEW GUY



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