print out a huge gay orgy and glue it to the ceiling of their bed. Hopefully they won't notice till morning https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...#>/biggrin.png

https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...1047683894.gif https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...IR#>/boink.gif Do that to his wife.

reset all the clocks! to zero!



mike

Glue all the kitchen furniture to the floor

mow the lawn!



mike

turn the stereo up all the way and turn it off

Order a liftime subscription to Playgirl

move the house over a block!



mike

Unscrew all his light bulbs!

Un bolt all the door hinges in the house.