1. X-Ray Vision

2. Telepathic

3. Women-hornyness

 

x-ray vision at will or my eyes to see all hot babes nude (I would be working at fredricks or victoria secret and at the beach as often as possible)



total mind control-"I'd be like JoJo says sell me your car for a dollar and sign your title" "BossLady, I need a raise !!!"



elasticity---I'd be sitting in the living room playing GTA and reaching for my beer and not even have to get up, and be able to pinch a booty or boob here and there from the distance.....if I get caught I'll just erase their memory...........

 

[quote name='Il RX8 lI' date='Jun 22 2005, 06:20 AM']3 powers combined into one...

To give me a bigger ***** at will.


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I never red comics, but always thought spiderman had the coolest powers. Another cool thing would be to stop time - all the time in the world and you could run riot while you're at it.



And RX8 what do you need a bigger ***** for you're supposed to be a virgin till you get married and the only sex you get is to make babies. just ****** with ya.



Mark

 

[quote name='inanimate_object' date='Jun 22 2005, 03:27 PM']I never red comics, but always thought spiderman had the coolest powers. Another cool thing would be to stop time - all the time in the world and you could run riot while you're at it.



And RX8 what do you need a bigger ***** for you're supposed to be a virgin till you get married and the only sex you get is to make babies. just ****** with ya.



Mark


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You can seriously hurt someone with it if it were big enough. I'm not talking bigger "for her pleasure," I'm talking bigger "to seriously **** up someone's day."

 

[quote name='Il RX8 lI' date='Jun 22 2005, 12:43 PM']You can seriously hurt someone with it if it were big enough. I'm not talking bigger "for her pleasure," I'm talking bigger "to seriously **** up someone's day."


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im thinkin MOLLYWHOP !!!

 

Run a sub 2 minute mile.



and, have any of you guys seen the movie TFATF? Yeah, Vin Diesel's character's powers.

 

[quote name='Dramon_Killer' date='Jun 22 2005, 05:31 PM']Run a sub 2 minute mile.



and, have any of you guys seen the movie TFATF? Yeah, Vin Diesel's character's powers.


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to be able to ride in a car after its diamond plate floorboards fall out?

 

Dude blowing the welds on the intake manifold will make your diamond plate floorboard fall out EVERY TIME

 

Ok, lets see...

1: the ability to control the speed at which time progresses around me, say if I were really tired at work, I would be able to slow down time around me, fall asleep for what seemed to me to be an hour or two, and to everyone else it would be a few seconds, and with this power it would enable me to move really quickly in other people's eyes.



2: the ability to pluck talents or skills from other peoples minds... like playing guitar or speaking another language or something... id go to a concert and just "copy" the guitarists skills.



3: to fly, cause that would just be really awesome and fun

 

Invisibility

Ability to Fly

Super human strength coupled with fast healing abilities.