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Il RX8 lI 06-22-2005 12:20 AM

3 powers combined into one...



































To give me a bigger penis at will.

3rdfbproject 06-22-2005 12:50 AM

[quote name='rowtareh' date='Jun 21 2005, 05:43 PM']

I would like:



The ability to start a rotary no matter what is wrong with it, because we all know that would be just KICK ASS! What would that fall under though?





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1. Foresight-So I could see both sides of any and every point in my life. That way I could always make the right descision beforehand.



2. This might seem cheesy? It would be cool to see people a little below the surface. That way, if something crazy is going on in thier lives, i'd be able to help them out in a way that would better thier lives!



3.(On a lighter note) OHHHHH, to make beer apear out of thin air...........*POOF*



The ability to pause a woman in mid.....whatever, just to check her out and take in all her sweet escense would be cool too! https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...R#>/unsure.png

Dramon_Killer 06-22-2005 03:15 AM

maybe mind powers. Like nothing serious but if a cop tried giving me a ticket I could just be all like, these are the droids you're looking for, and he would respond with move along..

Rx7Widow 06-22-2005 03:45 AM

Ability to make money come out of nowhere

Ability to do anything and not get tired https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...IR#>/smile.png

I don't know what else.

ambassador_josh 06-22-2005 06:00 AM

Inner peace

Patience

Charisma

Baldy 06-22-2005 08:17 AM

super strength (which includes super-fast running and super-high jumping, think incredible hulk)



flight



selective mind reading

Sinful7 06-22-2005 08:40 AM

[quote name='94touring' date='Jun 21 2005, 03:06 PM']invisibility

ability to fly

go back in time but not forward

Ok, so in order to be a flying human you obviously need to be invisible, because people are gona freak. Now, you can imagine all the perks there would be to being invisible, such as watching girls, but also scaring the **** out of people. Now the ability to go back in time ties into this effect in some ways. For example you could ask some girl any question, and if she shot you down you could fade away in front of her for effect (that would be funny), then just go back in time right before you asked her. Or let the government find out you had flying powers, and when they had you strapped down on the table asking you questions you could be like...goodbye and just fade away, and then go back in time again. Then I got to thinking, so if I was instructing a student how to fly I could open the door crawl out onto the wing and hang on. Imagine the look on his face when you say "no hands", because you know you can fly too. Then crawl back inside and explain why aerodynamics allowed you to do that.

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spaceman Spiff 06-22-2005 10:39 AM

World Peace...??

boxrs4sale 06-22-2005 10:54 AM

X-RAY !

jackboots 06-22-2005 11:07 AM

[quote name='Dramon_Killer' date='Jun 22 2005, 02:15 AM']maybe mind powers. Like nothing serious but if a cop tried giving me a ticket I could just be all like, these are the droids you're looking for, and he would respond with move along..

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I've always picked Telekinesis as my super power of choice because it is so versatile. Not only can you lift and throw all that cool ****, but you get flight as a freebie. (You just use the telekinesis on yourself) Hell, forget throwing stuff...just tear **** up with your mind. Bad guy in your way and you have nothing to throw? Rupture his heart with a thought. Attack helicopter got you pinned down? Rip its rotor blades off. yeah...that would kick ass.



Secondly, I think I would pick Total Psychosomatic Harmony. What I mean by that is the ability to consciously control every aspect of your body with only a thought, even the involuntary functions. Think about how cool it would be to consciously control how fast your hair grew or even control what color your skin was just by thinking about it.You could pig out and never get fat because you control what food and how much of it gets digested. You could control muscle and bone growth and use them not only for increased strength, but to alter your appearance (by adding or reducing bone and other tissues fron your face) Think too, complete motion control. Try this: Wiggle your pinky toe. Now do it without moving any other toes on your foot. See what I mean? Think of how fast and accurate you would be by using this power...damn.



Third, I think I would choose....damn this is hard...uhhhh...how about Foresight. Of course I don't mean the ability to see what's going to happen tomorrow or even in ten minutes, but rather the ability to sense what's going to happen in the next few seconds. This would be selectinv, of course, beacuse I can imagine that if it were constant, you could get a little confused and driven crazy by it.

Think Jedi Reflexes.



Yeah, that's a pretty good list.


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