invisibility

ability to fly

go back in time but not forward





Ok, so in order to be a flying human you obviously need to be invisible, because people are gona freak. Now, you can imagine all the perks there would be to being invisible, such as watching girls, but also scaring the **** out of people. Now the ability to go back in time ties into this effect in some ways. For example you could ask some girl any question, and if she shot you down you could fade away in front of her for effect (that would be funny), then just go back in time right before you asked her. Or let the government find out you had flying powers, and when they had you strapped down on the table asking you questions you could be like...goodbye and just fade away, and then go back in time again. Then I got to thinking, so if I was instructing a student how to fly I could open the door crawl out onto the wing and hang on. Imagine the look on his face when you say "no hands", because you know you can fly too. Then crawl back inside and explain why aerodynamics allowed you to do that.

I loved comic books when I was a kid.



I'd want:



Flight

Telekinesis (Ability to move objects with the mind)

Some sort of cool-looking firey beam projection



Flight would just be too cool to have, basically meaning you could be anywhere on Earth in a matter of hours, depending on how fast a person is able to fly. With telekinesis, not only is any object a weapon (how bad would it hurt to be hit in the head with a flying computer monitor, for example) but working on cars and such would be a breeze. No searching frantically for that 10mm wrench when you can just WILL that nut to come off. Firey beams because not only do they look cool, but lighting the grill would be a snap.

somebody watched fantastic 4 today.



super strength would be nice, i could push start the fc whenever i wanted.



i'd like to hear people talk to themselves, albeit selectively (find out what that girl over there thinks about me)



and lastly be able to shoot energy out of my hands, just cause its cool.

I would like:



The ability to start a rotary no matter what is wrong with it, because we all know that would be just KICK ASS! What would that fall under though?



Super strength. This is obvious right here. I could destroy anybody, or lift up anything if someone is trapped underneath it.



Third power would have to be flying, because it is just cool. If someone needed a car part really bad, you could fly to the person's house, get the money, fly to the buyers house, fly back, and everybody would sweat your balls.

Flight

Invisibility

Super strength



I think the reasosns have all already been stated....

Telekenisis

Flight

Ability to slow everything around me down to almost nothing, giving people the illusion I'm going really really fast but I'm actually going my own pace

1 would be the ability to control matter kinda like telekenesis but like i would be able to make a chunk of coal compress and heat and form it into a dimond just like that and melt iron at thought and like make rims from scrap aluminum( thinking of a dimond 3 peice apex seal)



2 would be invisibility i would have a blast driving around the fc invisible and freak out everyone.



3 the power to know what women want out of all the abilities i think this one is the one furthest from reality cause no one not even women them selves know what they want

Never ending erection at will (whhops already have that)



Pyschic ability (whhoops I already know what you are thinking)



Incredible good looks, got that covered too

I would like to able to just touch a car and make it brand new anythime I wanted it.....driving a new car, the 3000 mile oil change is due, BAM!! I touch it and it's new again...no oil change needed becuase it's brand new all the time. And any mods I do to the car are also brand-newable..haha Never have to worry about rust or anything...



the next super power would be super strength, and the ability to tell the future...only the future lottery numbers, sports scores, stuff like that...not if anybody is going to die and ****, I've seent too many fucked up movies to want that power....

#1 has got to be X-ray vision. A day at the beach would REALLY be cool.

#2 would be the ability to bend people's will. Not control their mind exactly, just be able to influence their behavior.

#3 of course, is super strength. If I got bored with the other stuff, I could go kick some ass.

3 powers combined into one...



































To give me a bigger penis at will.

[quote name='rowtareh' date='Jun 21 2005, 05:43 PM']

I would like:



The ability to start a rotary no matter what is wrong with it, because we all know that would be just KICK ASS! What would that fall under though?





Whoa!!! Super powers, not miracles! https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...#>/biggrin.png



1. Foresight-So I could see both sides of any and every point in my life. That way I could always make the right descision beforehand.



2. This might seem cheesy? It would be cool to see people a little below the surface. That way, if something crazy is going on in thier lives, i'd be able to help them out in a way that would better thier lives!



3.(On a lighter note) OHHHHH, to make beer apear out of thin air...........*POOF*



The ability to pause a woman in mid.....whatever, just to check her out and take in all her sweet escense would be cool too! https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...R#>/unsure.png

maybe mind powers. Like nothing serious but if a cop tried giving me a ticket I could just be all like, these are the droids you're looking for, and he would respond with move along..

Ability to make money come out of nowhere

Ability to do anything and not get tired https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...IR#>/smile.png

I don't know what else.

Inner peace

Patience

Charisma

super strength (which includes super-fast running and super-high jumping, think incredible hulk)



flight



selective mind reading

[quote name='94touring' date='Jun 21 2005, 03:06 PM']invisibility

ability to fly

go back in time but not forward

Ok, so in order to be a flying human you obviously need to be invisible, because people are gona freak. Now, you can imagine all the perks there would be to being invisible, such as watching girls, but also scaring the **** out of people. Now the ability to go back in time ties into this effect in some ways. For example you could ask some girl any question, and if she shot you down you could fade away in front of her for effect (that would be funny), then just go back in time right before you asked her. Or let the government find out you had flying powers, and when they had you strapped down on the table asking you questions you could be like...goodbye and just fade away, and then go back in time again. Then I got to thinking, so if I was instructing a student how to fly I could open the door crawl out onto the wing and hang on. Imagine the look on his face when you say "no hands", because you know you can fly too. Then crawl back inside and explain why aerodynamics allowed you to do that.


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HOLY LMFAO

World Peace...??

X-RAY !

[quote name='Dramon_Killer' date='Jun 22 2005, 02:15 AM']maybe mind powers. Like nothing serious but if a cop tried giving me a ticket I could just be all like, these are the droids you're looking for, and he would respond with move along..


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GET UP OFFA MY KOOL-AID! (see sig)







I've always picked Telekinesis as my super power of choice because it is so versatile. Not only can you lift and throw all that cool ****, but you get flight as a freebie. (You just use the telekinesis on yourself) Hell, forget throwing stuff...just tear **** up with your mind. Bad guy in your way and you have nothing to throw? Rupture his heart with a thought. Attack helicopter got you pinned down? Rip its rotor blades off. yeah...that would kick ass.



Secondly, I think I would pick Total Psychosomatic Harmony. What I mean by that is the ability to consciously control every aspect of your body with only a thought, even the involuntary functions. Think about how cool it would be to consciously control how fast your hair grew or even control what color your skin was just by thinking about it.You could pig out and never get fat because you control what food and how much of it gets digested. You could control muscle and bone growth and use them not only for increased strength, but to alter your appearance (by adding or reducing bone and other tissues fron your face) Think too, complete motion control. Try this: Wiggle your pinky toe. Now do it without moving any other toes on your foot. See what I mean? Think of how fast and accurate you would be by using this power...damn.



Third, I think I would choose....damn this is hard...uhhhh...how about Foresight. Of course I don't mean the ability to see what's going to happen tomorrow or even in ten minutes, but rather the ability to sense what's going to happen in the next few seconds. This would be selectinv, of course, beacuse I can imagine that if it were constant, you could get a little confused and driven crazy by it.

Think Jedi Reflexes.



Yeah, that's a pretty good list.

1. X-Ray Vision

2. Telepathic

3. Women-hornyness

x-ray vision at will or my eyes to see all hot babes nude (I would be working at fredricks or victoria secret and at the beach as often as possible) https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...IR#>/devil.gif



total mind control-"I'd be like JoJo says sell me your car for a dollar and sign your title" "BossLady, I need a raise !!!"



elasticity---I'd be sitting in the living room playing GTA and reaching for my beer and not even have to get up, and be able to pinch a booty or boob here and there from the distance.....if I get caught I'll just erase their memory........... https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...1047683785.gif

[quote name='Il RX8 lI' date='Jun 22 2005, 06:20 AM']3 powers combined into one...

To give me a bigger penis at will.


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I never red comics, but always thought spiderman had the coolest powers. Another cool thing would be to stop time - all the time in the world and you could run riot while you're at it.



And RX8 what do you need a bigger penis for you're supposed to be a virgin till you get married and the only sex you get is to make babies. https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...1047683785.gif just ****** with ya.



Mark

[quote name='inanimate_object' date='Jun 22 2005, 03:27 PM']I never red comics, but always thought spiderman had the coolest powers. Another cool thing would be to stop time - all the time in the world and you could run riot while you're at it.



And RX8 what do you need a bigger penis for you're supposed to be a virgin till you get married and the only sex you get is to make babies. https://www.nopistons.com/forums/pub...1047683785.gif just ****** with ya.



Mark


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You can seriously hurt someone with it if it were big enough. I'm not talking bigger "for her pleasure," I'm talking bigger "to seriously **** up someone's day."

[quote name='Il RX8 lI' date='Jun 22 2005, 12:43 PM']You can seriously hurt someone with it if it were big enough. I'm not talking bigger "for her pleasure," I'm talking bigger "to seriously **** up someone's day."


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im thinkin MOLLYWHOP !!!

Run a sub 2 minute mile.



and, have any of you guys seen the movie TFATF? Yeah, Vin Diesel's character's powers.

[quote name='Dramon_Killer' date='Jun 22 2005, 05:31 PM']Run a sub 2 minute mile.



and, have any of you guys seen the movie TFATF? Yeah, Vin Diesel's character's powers.


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to be able to ride in a car after its diamond plate floorboards fall out?

Dude blowing the welds on the intake manifold will make your diamond plate floorboard fall out EVERY TIME

Ok, lets see...

1: the ability to control the speed at which time progresses around me, say if I were really tired at work, I would be able to slow down time around me, fall asleep for what seemed to me to be an hour or two, and to everyone else it would be a few seconds, and with this power it would enable me to move really quickly in other people's eyes.



2: the ability to pluck talents or skills from other peoples minds... like playing guitar or speaking another language or something... id go to a concert and just "copy" the guitarists skills.



3: to fly, cause that would just be really awesome and fun

Invisibility

Ability to Fly

Super human strength coupled with fast healing abilities.