An Idea Whose Time Has Come!
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THE ROBIN WILLIAMS PEACE PLAN This may very well be the best thought
out item we have read since 9/11/01. Leave it to Robin Williams to come up with
the perfect plan ... what we need now is for our UN Ambassador to stand up and
repeat this message. I see a lot of people yelling for peace but I have not heard
of a plan for peace.. So, here's one plan.
1. The US will apologize to the world for our "interference" in their affairs, past &
present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini, Tojo, Noriega, Milosovich and the rest of those
good ol' boys: We will never "interfere" again.
2. We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with Germany, South
Korea and the Philippines. They don't want us there. We would station troops at our
borders. No one sneaking through holes in the fence.
3. All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and leave. We'll give them
a free trip home. After 90 days the remainder will be gathered up and deported
immediately, regardless of who or where they are. France would welcome them.
4. All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90 days unless given a
special permit. No one from a terrorist nation would be allowed in. If you don't like it
there, change it yourself and don't hide here. Asylum would never be available to
anyone. We don't need any more cab drivers or 7-11 cashiers.
5. No "students" over age 21. The older ones are the bombers. If they don't attend
classes, they get a "D" (for "deport") and it's back home baby.
6. The US will make a strong effort to become self-sufficient energy wise. This will
include developing non-polluting sources of energy but will require a temporary drilling
of oil in the Alaskan wilderness. The caribou will have to cope for a while.
7. Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a barrel for their oil. If they
don't like it, we go some place else. They can go somewhere else to sell their
production. (About a week of the wells filling up the storage sites would be enough.)
8. If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world, we will not "interfere."
They can pray to Allah or whomever for seeds, rain, cement or whatever they need.
Besides, most of what we give them is stolen or given to the Army. The people who
need it most get very little, if anything.
9. Ship the UN Headquarters to an isolated island some place. We don't need the
spies and fair weather friends here. Besides, the building would make a good homeless
shelter or lockup for illegal aliens.
10. All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way no one can call us
"Ugly Americans" any longer. The language we speak is ENGLISH.....learn it...or LEAVE...
Now, ain't that a winner of a plan. The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying "Give me your
poor, your tired, your huddled masses." She's got a baseball bat and she's yelling, "You
want a piece of me?"
THE ROBIN WILLIAMS PEACE PLAN This may very well be the best thought
out item we have read since 9/11/01. Leave it to Robin Williams to come up with
the perfect plan ... what we need now is for our UN Ambassador to stand up and
repeat this message. I see a lot of people yelling for peace but I have not heard
of a plan for peace.. So, here's one plan.
1. The US will apologize to the world for our "interference" in their affairs, past &
present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini, Tojo, Noriega, Milosovich and the rest of those
good ol' boys: We will never "interfere" again.
2. We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with Germany, South
Korea and the Philippines. They don't want us there. We would station troops at our
borders. No one sneaking through holes in the fence.
3. All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and leave. We'll give them
a free trip home. After 90 days the remainder will be gathered up and deported
immediately, regardless of who or where they are. France would welcome them.
4. All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90 days unless given a
special permit. No one from a terrorist nation would be allowed in. If you don't like it
there, change it yourself and don't hide here. Asylum would never be available to
anyone. We don't need any more cab drivers or 7-11 cashiers.
5. No "students" over age 21. The older ones are the bombers. If they don't attend
classes, they get a "D" (for "deport") and it's back home baby.
6. The US will make a strong effort to become self-sufficient energy wise. This will
include developing non-polluting sources of energy but will require a temporary drilling
of oil in the Alaskan wilderness. The caribou will have to cope for a while.
7. Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a barrel for their oil. If they
don't like it, we go some place else. They can go somewhere else to sell their
production. (About a week of the wells filling up the storage sites would be enough.)
8. If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world, we will not "interfere."
They can pray to Allah or whomever for seeds, rain, cement or whatever they need.
Besides, most of what we give them is stolen or given to the Army. The people who
need it most get very little, if anything.
9. Ship the UN Headquarters to an isolated island some place. We don't need the
spies and fair weather friends here. Besides, the building would make a good homeless
shelter or lockup for illegal aliens.
10. All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way no one can call us
"Ugly Americans" any longer. The language we speak is ENGLISH.....learn it...or LEAVE...
Now, ain't that a winner of a plan. The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying "Give me your
poor, your tired, your huddled masses." She's got a baseball bat and she's yelling, "You
want a piece of me?"
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Originally Posted by j9fd3s' date='Jun 24 2004, 01:57 PM
we dont speak english, have you ever talked to an englishman? totally different