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Feb 16, 2005 | 10:44 PM

#11

Dave 88 A.E

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From: Scranton, Pa

What the hell is lASTERBATE. Stupid canadians can't spell.

Feb 16, 2005 | 11:03 PM

#12

nismo convert

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From: Kincardine, Ontario Canada yeah Canada bitches

sorry i was beating it right there and i ripped off the other half of the M

Feb 17, 2005 | 03:24 AM

#13

Rx7Widow

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From: Tulsa, OK

Sorry, I was raised catholic, we don't believe in masturbation, only frequent unprotected sex.

All the Hail Marys help prevent pregnancy.

Feb 17, 2005 | 03:39 AM

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ambassador_josh

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From: Tulsa, OK

Catholic method of birth control-pull and pray

Feb 17, 2005 | 08:33 AM

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Baldy

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Rx7Widow' date='Feb 17 2005, 04:24 AM

Sorry, I was raised catholic, we don't believe in masturbation, only frequent unprotected sex.

All the Hail Marys help prevent pregnancy.

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Yeah, both my parents came from families that each had 6 kids. I know of a "traditional" Catholic family that has, well last I know of anyways, 7 kids...I think. One priest I knew came from a family of 10 kids.

Feb 17, 2005 | 08:33 AM

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phinsup

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From: Stuart, FL

How about, Yer still a virgin if you take it in the butt.

Feb 17, 2005 | 08:37 AM

#17

banzaitoyota

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From: My BIG ol TURBO-DIESEL

You can swallow and still stay a virgin also

Feb 17, 2005 | 08:38 AM

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ambassador_josh

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Southpark's Christmas album had a song on it about that...It was sung by Kenny, so you couldnt really understand what was being said...it was called "The most offensive song ever" and the premise of it was "You can take it in the butt and still be a virgin, you can suck every dick in the land and not be unclean..." I'm surprised the Vatican didnt put a hit out on Trey Parker and Matt Stone.