I was told about Magnesium Citrate before my 24 Hour race at Moroso. I just got in from Germany and had been locked up for days...(******* German cheeses)

So I just googled the product and got this.



http://www.poopreport.com/Consumer/m...m_citrate.html

 

lmao. my work internet filtered that link as "Tasteless!".



I **** you not!

 

Fascinating reading. The internet is a wonderful thing?

 

holly **** !

 

omg i literally lol that was some funny shyt i hope never to be in that position

 

cool ****

 

sounds like a MRE ****

 

My story was like that guy. Except I was rooming with a co-driver and his wife whom neither did I know before. Well at registration I said I can’t race with this small seacalf in my belly. The wife laughed and said we know what you need. So we leave the Right Aid with two bottles of cherry. I go to drink it and they yell NO! Wait to we get to the hotel. So I drank a bottle and they were laughing. They said 45 minutes. Well 45 came and then went another hour, so I finally said screw it. It’s like all the other laxatives before. Man at 2:00 am I woke up from a cramp and dashed to the bathroom! I sat on the toilet in that double bed hotel room replaying the scene from Dumb and Dumber! Absolutely embarrassed but free from birthing I was human again.

I swear to God ...I **** you not! 1998 24 hours Moroso we finshed second with the vey first Spec Miata and I was good to go!

 

I could have went all day without reading this

 

its raining