So the stupid dispatch bitch at spartan called me this morning around 7ish, wondering where the keys to the plane were that I flew last night around 10. I said the following "I specifically remember putting the keys in my pocket after getting out of the plane, walking into dispatch, and setting them down on the counter beside a box of doughnuts". She replied " YOU PUT THEM IN A BOX OF DOUGHNUTS!!!" Yeah you stupid bitch I put them in a box of doughnuts and someone ate the ******* keys.

 

Aren't these the same people who recruit almost nothing but Chinese students?

 

[quote name='Rx7Widow' date='Jul 23 2005, 09:13 AM']Aren't these the same people who recruit almost nothing but Chinese students?


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One of their employees. But we lost the chinese contract from what it sounds like. They should be gone in December.

 

Woo hoo! They're not bad people, but dammit if they can't cook without setting off the smoke detetector.

 

i ate the keys... sorry... they looked jelly filled and delisous

 

[quote name='CletusFD3S' date='Jul 23 2005, 02:20 PM']i ate the keys... sorry... they looked jelly filled and delisous


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They won't feel that way coming out!

 

[quote name='TYSON' date='Jul 23 2005, 12:27 PM']They won't feel that way coming out!


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damnit!!!!!

 

yeah keys never feel delicious, or jelly filled on the way out.



trust me, i know these things first hand.

 

yeah, never put keys next to dougnuts

 

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